willow, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. minho, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the f-
( 5 )
felix: What are you writing? willow: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information. changbin, looking over willow's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.
( 6 )
seungmin: Is something burning? willow, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you. seungmin: willow, the toaster is literally on fire.
( 7 )
jeongin: She was poetry, but he couldn't read. hyunjin: His name was Jared he's 19. chan: When his parents built a very strange machine. jisung, singing: Watch that scene, digging the dancing queen. willow, singing: Eyyyy, Macarena! minho: Horrible job everyone
( 8 )
chan, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. felix: Hey. changbin: Hi. willow: Hello. seungmin: Hey! chan: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! jisung: We were out of Doritos.
( 9 )
willow: So, did everyone learn their lesson? hyunjin: No. jisung: I did not. minho: I may have actually forgotten one. jeongin: Also no. willow: Oh good, neither did I. felix: *Exhausted sigh*
( 10 )
chan, teaching willow to drive: Okay, you're driving and changbin and seungmin walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit? willow: Oh, definitely changbin. I could never hurt seungmin. chan, massaging their temples: The brakes. You hit the brakes.
( 11 )
hyunjin: Where did you get that tomato soup? willow: It's actually a bowl of ketchup I just microwaved
