Madness combat smut (requests CLOSED FOR NOW)

pink hank smut lmao

oh god oh fuck oh shit things are about to get kinky x reader

lmao I wrote this so fucking late I hate my self

you woke up feeling the soft tasty must of air before whipping your head beside you to see your best pal you both grew up as children who loved video games to war criminals.
pink hank who was friends with hank you fucking get it-
you stared at his beautiful sleeping face he looked way to beautiful in your eyes the way he slept the way he did everything. You jump up going dizzy facing your small figured body  running over and putting on a tank top with some black jeans putting your hair in a pony tail and socks that's all really you needed we weren't raiding any buildings anytime soon.
you turn around walking out the door to see hank Deimos Sanford wank sitting there eating and chatting. You were pretty shy around them and pink hank help you open up to the clan but anyways. you walked into the living room and sit down between Deimos and Sanford and take a bite out of  Deimos taco he swift's his head over and glares at you before speaking. "ayo I was gonna eat that" he pouted you laughed shoving it in his mouth before he could grab you jump off the couch running into the bathroom from Deimos stinky sweaty fucking hands
and you have never felt so embarrassed to be alive to see a dildo just sitting on the fucking floor- why the fuck was it there? You thought looking around suspiciously grabbing it and slipping it in your shirt.

Deimos tackles you on the floor before yelping at the sticky dildo that fell out of your shirt "WHAT THE FUCK" everybody turned there heads and started laughing at Deimos with a dildo stuck to his fucking arm like the little baby he is.

Pink hank finally wakes up NO FUCKING SHIRT NO FUCKING SHIRT
you just stared for a second to really take in his body form before turning towards Deimos and grabbing the dildo and slapping it on Deimos face why'd You do it? I don't fucking know he was your brother after all and you couldn't wait to tell the team.
"AYO DEIMOS THATS KINDA SUS!" Sanford yelled pointing at him "fuck off Sanford" he growled struggling to pull off the Dildo before throwing the dildo it ending up on hanks face and hank flinched at the sticky slimy feeling sensations it was weird really he didn't understand what it was for or what it was but it felt really weird- and he had to get it off as soon as possible
he jumped up and threw it straight at Deimos face he stepped back trying to pull it off  screaming  loudly before knocking pink hank down he yelped trying to grab onto the wall and failed miserably and you did also at a attempt to grabbing him so he wouldn't fall on his face and get a concussion and slided attempting to catch him but ended up hitting eachother on the head "FUCK" you both yelped you held onto your head blood slowly sweeping though the gages of cuts you grumbled pulling your self up and limping your way into your room "y/n No." Pink said sternly grabbing your small body and lifting you into the air putting you onto there soft muscular shoulder Deimos jumped up worried putting a bandage on your head. Everything was so blurry.. in a way you tried with all your might to keep your eyes open but it ended up making you tired. Everything hurt your brain kept pulsating and you wished you could just smash it against a wall but couldn't you felt hands putting you on a bed and worried eyes all over you yelling for you to stay away but couldn't you passed out from then...

.
.
.
.
.
.

"SHIT...SHIT..!" Deimos screamed holding onto your body for dear life crying into your shoulder "IM SORRY LITTLE SIS!" he screamed into your shoulder not bearing to let go and deal with the hot and sweat of blood "w..wait Deimos why did.. you say little sis..?" Sanford spoke looking at his 5'5 boyfriends crying onto there shoulder "w-we grew up together before mama and papa died.." he sniffed biting his lip holding back the tears in his eyes "lo siento hermanita. No quise hacerte daño mamá y papá se enojarían" Deimos spoke gripping there shoulder in pure bliss "quédate conmigo hermana..!" He yelled crying into there shoulder doc sighed looking around for the translator and sighing "look Deimos she'll be okay she needs rest" he spoke Deimos turned his head nodding letting go and walking out with Sanford pink hank wank and hank. They all sat on the couch eating before hank spoke in a dark but non frightening voice. "so.. back there what were you saying Deimos?" He spoke with curiosity "oh.. well I was speaking spanish." They all nodded since nobody else here spoke another language and knew from that point "me and y/n are Hispanic from Puebla." He shifted getting comfortable in his seat "do you know anything else in Spanish?" Sanford spoke stuffing his face "yeah dickhead I know " he chuckled taking another bite of popcorn "go on show us" hank spoke yawning "todos ustedes son idiotas y los odio a todos" he spoke looking at wank glaring they glared back and gave the middle finger

Y/n walked out of the room with a bandage in there head running and yelling in Deimos ear "FOLLANDO COM-WHAT THE FUCK DUDE!" He yelled hugging y/n tightly "I see your speaking our dumb language to them " you giggled smacking his back "yeah wanna speak Spanish to confuse the shit out of them" Deimos grinned pulling his hat back in the right direction "Sanford es tan jodidamente caliente que a veces quiero meter mi cara en sus grandes tetas!" he laughed "HEY I KNOW YOUR TALKING ABOUT ME DICKHEAD" Sanford yelled glaring at Deimos "bien gran hombre boobie"he grinned Sanford blushing at the last sentence "stop talking about my milkers Deimos or you won't be talking tomorrow." He said sternly Deimos gulped looking at you "No." You said sternly looking at Sanford "the only one who won't be walking tomorrow is pink hank" you slapped your hand on your mouth "FUCK YOU" you screamed running into your room locking the door "HAH Y/N HAS A CRUSH " he laughed  pink looked at the room chuckling and walking into the room "hey pink!" You spoke shaken at his presence he, was a great guy the kind of guy everybody wants to have as a b-friend!
he chuckled grabbing your face and forcing you to look at him in his dark black eyes
"Your job of hiding the fact you're human is slowing. I would advice you try harder."he chuckled walking around the room picking a video game "lets try black cops wwdd8" he giggled throwing it ont he bed steering over like a car about to pass a red light why? I don't fucking know ask his mentally unstable brain."you know I'm bad at the game dude.." you groaned pulling your face into your hands "I'll give you a deal I'll give you a head start BUT. If you lose this match I get to do anything I desire."(Every time you lose)He tried hiding a smirk of laughter you sighed into your palm "really dude"you knew he was good at the game and made the deal and you only practiced for a week he's level 40 your level 1 0 "fuck fine deal!" You growled slapping his shoulder he yelled in surprise before smirking "your trash bro" he giggled pointing at your nose "shut up" you growled starting up the game and putting the disc inside the game started with a warning pressing continue it had a bunch of buff men with guns and gear and equipment you pressed play on the control and pressed the character named frokè "what a stupid name" you thought you pressed continue and got the best weapon and bombs  he also did the same hank pressed play and you had 10 seconds to find a hiding spot 

you went into the bush hiding your self with a ak47 in your hand ready to shoot when you saw him spawn in with heavy equipment, you gulped at the sight and shot at him before taking damage at the fucking no,b he threw

"God damn it!" You yelled
Covering your face putting the console in the corner staring at the wall "fuck you wimbleton.." you groaned feeling his hands roam all over you "sit on my lap" you cracked your next so hard and looked at him with a wierd expression "Now." He growled revealing his sharp teeth.how the fuck did I get into this situation by accidentally talking of course! You crawled over and sat on his lap feeling his hands roam around "good thing I got a little something to ease the boredom!"

what
A fucking vibrator
this kid sometimes I want to break his fucking neck
You growled in frustration when he ripped your pants apart and put it in your panties and turned it on it felt good honestly but it was embarrassing to feel like this, "now we shall continue" he laughed turning the game on and getting ready to press play you shakenly grabbed the console and pressed play. You felt the vibrations on every good part but tried to keep in your whines "f-fuck.." you wined biting your lip as you searched for a place to stay, you moved up in the tree and stayed in cover. Everything felt so good but you had to fight it, you were thrown off a tree and you stumbled grabbing your gun and shooting them getting only the leg the vibrations went faster, you gasped closing your legs feeling a pool of wetness flood out
When you were about to orgasm he shut it off and instantly killed your character "f-FUCK pink you dick!" You gasped glaring hard at his face "nice try." He spoke a tent pooling from his pants

He ripped off your top and sucked on your neck your whines turning him on further "oomph.." you groaned squirming around him. it felt  like a ride of love but worse and you hated it but secretly loved it he ripped off all of your clothing instantly ripping off his own clothing

"Brother isint gonna like this one he spoke" what the fuck you thought before yelping "SHIT H-HolY!" You gasped grabbing the blanket hiding your face "so tight.." he whispered growling in your ear smashing back into you "HOKY SHITJJSKS" you screamed nearing your orgasm "FUCK~" you both screamed finally orgasming you flopped on the bed and threw a dagger at the light turning it off and cuddled into your tiny form.

Deimos is so sexy I want to eat his bald shiny giant scrumptious head