(Ratty Dave)
Sapnap met Mexican Dream back in an alleyway. "I got what you wanted mannn." Sapnap looked at Mexican Dream,
"Come on, make this quick, I don't have all day. Plus Karl is waiting me." Mexican Dream handed Sapnap,
(Narrator Woofy)
.. a bouquet of roses! But wait, these weren't roses-? No, they were fake, with a stash of drugs hidden within them. Sapnap stared at it for a few moments, furrowing his brow.
"This... isn't what I wanted-"
"No, mannn. I knew e x a c t l y what you wanted. From one amigo to another." Mexican Dream wink wonked at the other, who stared at the phonies with disgust in his eyes.
(Deer)
"I said I wanted itching powder, y'know, for pranks?""Ohhh... Mannn I thought you said sniffing powder." Mexican Dream clicked his tongue."Well, what the hell am I supposed to do with these drugs? I can't exactly use them for what I had planned!""Aye man, that's your problem, not mine." Mexican Dream shrugged, shoving the flowers into his hands and turning. "Have fun with your new drugs, amigo."he left without giving a chance for Sapnap to say anything. Sapnap huffed, looking down at the drugs."...What pranks can I pull with 500 grams of cocaine??"
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FanfictionHi and welcome to the shit show. I'm your host, Deer, alongside my two co-writers Narrator Woofy and Ratty Dave. We like to fuck around and create lovely shitposts for your viewing.
