(Narrator Woofy)
Dream was doing what he usually did, whatever that was. Maybe he was drinking the sea, who knows? However, he was enjoying it and was enjoying it ALONE. Until, one fateful hour, fucking Skeppy popped out of the SKY, right in front of Dream, who gave him the most unamused look--not that Skeppy could see it, considering he wore that stupid mask all the time."H e y," Skeppy said nonchalantly, as if he hadn't landed on his ass on the hard floor. "Do you... want an egg?"
(Deer)
Dream stared at him blankly for a few moments, unable to form words from his current confusion.
"...How the fuck did you just fall from the sky there? Why would I want an egg?"
Skeppy shrugged, a goofy smirk on his face.
"I dunno, I think everyone needs a good egg every now and then. Eggs are hella good, you can cook them in so many ways."
Dream watched on in further confusion as Skeppy listed various ways to cook eggs, showing genuine excitement for it all.
(Ratty Dave)
Dream stared at Skeppy.
"You just fell down and now you're fucking talking about cooking eggs. What the hell."
Skeppy looked at dream and kept going, then he finally stopped.
"anyhow that's my conclusion on how you cook kids and get rid of the evidence."
Dream was about to just drown himself.
"You went to falling down, OUT OF NO WHERE MAY I ADD, now your talking about eggs and now fucking killing kids????"
Skeppy nodded. "Come make out with me bbg." Skeppy said while blushing.
"Oh hell yeah daddy." Dream said in response. They ended up making out and Skeppy fell upwards toward the sky.
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The Frantic Writings of Three Fanfiction Writers.
FanfictionHi and welcome to the shit show. I'm your host, Deer, alongside my two co-writers Narrator Woofy and Ratty Dave. We like to fuck around and create lovely shitposts for your viewing.
