Marc x Nathaniel Stories

Hydra vs Evillustrator & Reverser vs A Lying Fox

Lila was fuming in her seat in the back, gripping her side the wooden desk and scratching it with her nails, just imagining it was that stupid baker girl's face. And not just her, that fucking tabloid writer, too, her damn science teacher, those art club brats, everyone!

She had two photoshoots with Adrien and just beamed knowing she was making every stupid girl and fairy boy in Paris green with envy. So to really seal the deal, she tried to steal a kiss from the blonde and grip his arm as tight as she could so he couldn't get away, but that goddamn photographer kept making her lean away and then had the absolute nerve to say she was a lousy model! Her!

Then if that wasn't bad, that pointy-chinned hag of a teacher, Mendelieve is forcing her to make up dozens of assignments she missed while on another one of her "trips to Achu," and she can't even get those nerds, Max or Sabrina to help her! She has to do all of them on her own in two months month, or she'll be held back! And if she doesn't complete them all, Mendleieve is going to call her mother and she'll know everything! When she tried to gain sympathy by crying to that lousy excuse for a principal, he wouldn't give in. Apparently, some idiot from the school board heard about his leniency from some anonymous tipper, and Damocles is on thin ice!

Then there's Mari-brat, probably the worst one of all! She had the gall to manipulate Alya into taking down her interviews about being that stupid pest's best friend! Those damn interviews were supposed to make every idiot fawn over and adore her, and she ruined it! Apparently, it wasn't safe for her to be flaunting her connections to Ladybug for every criminal in Paris to see. When she cried to Alya about it, that tabloid bitch talked down to her, explaining it was for her own safety! Never in her life has Lila wanted to strangle someone so much, but she had to keep up the damn act if she wanted the fame and attention she so rightfully deserved, or it'll be like her old school all over again. One little crack to her ruse, and everyone suddenly grew brain cells!

So she smiled. She laughed. She told her stories, old ones, and news ones, and these classmates of hers' listened like the idiots they are... Except for those art club brats. It wasn't just Marinette and Adrien who knew she was lying. No, it had to be five more people, in class and out who have known since the beginning. Rose, that ditzy blonde, and her freakshow girlfriend, Juleka. Then that other freak with the red hair she sat with in the back, Nathaniel, his friend, that butch midget, Alix, and his girly boyfriend, what's-his-face! All of them have the nerve to go against her and try to expose her lies every chance they get, so she set out to make their lives a living hell! Why? BECAUSE THEY FUCKING DESERVE IT!

Lila started small, a few spills on and "accidentally" tearing up their homework, Marinette's designs, Nathaniel's sketches. She'd immediately turn on the waterworks, apologize to no end, and wait for her classmates to come to her defense while the brats just glared at her, but that never happened! Instead, those morons told her to be more careful and went to help the art club members dry their work without damaging the paper or tape it back together. Now none of them ever let her near important stuff like homework, their phones, or tablets. When she tried to explain it was her "Tourette's" acting up, nothing changed, and they were still wary around her. So then, she set out to frame them for bullying her.

One day, she ran into the classroom, sobbing her eyes out with her hair a mess and her clothes disheveled. When everyone (Sans a few) asked her what was wrong, Lila immediately accused Marienette and Alix of jumping her on her way to school. She waited for the insults, the berating, the revenge in her name, but nothing! Instead, they said, 'Are you sure?' 'Maybe it was someone else.' 'Alix and Marinette are at the orthodontists.' 'I heard Alix skated into Marinette and chipped both their teeth.' Mylene then asked if she was having another one of her hallucinations- Why the fuck did she have to lie about that?!