Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses. His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?" "Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There's silence, and then a gunshot. The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?"
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Poems, Quotes And Jokes For People Who Like Dark Humour
PoésieHere are some poems for my friends who like dark humour jokes, like ME. Enjoy! (Also don't ask why i made this, CAUSE I DONT KNOW EITHER) ⚠⚠WARNING⚠⚠ THIS BOOK CONTAINS ⚠⚠SUICIDE⚠⚠ ⚠⚠DEATH⚠⚠ ⚠⚠HOMICIDE(MURDER)⚠⚠ IF ANY OF THESE TOPICS MAKE YOU UNCOM...
