Link: Aaaah. Nice.
Revali: REVALI'S GALE IS NOT READY
Daruk: Haha.. you're very useful!
Revali: I WAS EXPECTING LINK TO USE ME ON EMERGENCIES! HE CLIMBED UP THAT CLIIF FOR NO REASON!
Link: There is a reason.
Mipha: ...and what's that?
Link: to get the 352th Korok Seed!
Revali: *slaps head*
Urbosa: CAN YOU SAVE ME ALREADY.
Link: *sighs* fine...
Epic Speedrun montage starting
Link: RIJU RIJU RIJU! GET PATRICIA AND GO TO THE FREAKING NABORIS
Riju: ...alright?
Link: HYAAAAAAAAAA
Link: *slow motions and shoot all of the legs*
Link: IT'S OPEN BYEEEEEE
Riju: ....Bye? (Link is so weird now. Why rush?)
Link: *heavy breathing*
Link: *inhales*
Link: AAAAAAH F$*()ING THUNDERBLIGHT! YOU LOOK SO TERRIBLE AND WEAK AS A MOUSE. LOOK AT ME! I'M LINK, GREATEST MAN OF ALL TIME, AND YOU, YOU ARE A PIECE OF S%%% HAHAHA LOL YOU IDIOT! YOU CAN'T WIN AGAINST ME!
Thunderblight: *angry screeching*
Link: *in slow motion and spams ancient arrows*
Urbosa: Thanks.
Link: GIMME DA ABILITY AND GET READY FOR CALAMITY
And Urbosa was saved.
Urbosa: I'm bacc!
Revali: Oh no.... 😨
Urbosa: WHAT WHY
Revali: I HAVE A TRUAMA OF MY HOUSE BEING BURNT DOWN!
Daruk: HAHAHA LOL DID THAT REALLY HAPPEN!?
Mipha: did that really happen 👿
Urbosa: 0_0
Link: GUYS CHILL I'M SWEATING WATERFALLS NOW.
Zelda: THERE ARE U GUYS
Link: oh hi Zelda. Haven't heard from you for a while.
Zelda: I WAS TRICKED BY BEETLE WHO WAS DISGUISING AS YOU!
Link: Oh ok
Revali: ew
Zelda: YOUR WELCOME
Link: for what
Zelda: AAAAAAH F*($
Mipha: LANGUAGE!
Zelda: SHADDUP
Daruk: can we do dares?
Link: Hmmmmm
Jesus: You must do the following. From Alexl45, they tell that Link must boss Revali around. From EtherGem, two of you must ingest a love potion I'll give you now. Then Abbietung11 tells you that you must ask each other difficult questions, Link speed runs his journey, and Zelda to waltz with Ganon.
Daruk: I KNEW IT. I HAD DEJA VU'S OF Abbietung11 GIVING DARES THAT'LL RUIN US
Zelda: REEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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