Link: !
Old man: ...
Link: O- OMY
Old man: ... (He is probably looking at me)
Link: OMY GOSH BAKED APPLES I'M STEALING THEM!
Old Man: W-WAIT WAIT!
Link: ...wha-
Old Man: TH-THOSE ARE MY APPLES!
Link: So what?
Old Man: Can't you see that these are mine?
Link: fine.
Old Man: Oh just kidding. Take all you need. I'll-
Link: Okay bye! (Runs away at mach 1 spread)
Old Man: WAAAAAAAIT GO TO THE FOUR SHRINES SO THAT I CAN GIVE YOU A PARA-
Link: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAA THERE'S A 40-FOOT FALL HERE!
Link: *dies*
Link: DAMMIT
Old Man: Just! Okay... first thing is, follow that women's voice you can hear.
Link: You mean Zelda?
Old Man: HOW DO U REMEMBER
Link: Who the hell are you?
Old Man: SHUT UP!
Zelda: LINK DON'T TALK TO MY DAD LIKE THAT JUST GO TO THE PLACE I'M POINTING AT DAMMIT!
Link: Ok
Old Man: NEVER USE "DAMMIT" EVER AGAIN ZELDA!
Zelda: UGH FIIINE you are SO annoying DAD!
Link: OOOOOOHHHH GOOOOOD HEEEEEEEEELP THIS THING RISES UP!
Zelda: You'll be alright Link. Don't over exaggerate.
Link: I'm falling. and I can't get up!
Zelda: ...
Link: UWAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Link: *dies again*
Old Man: Is this really Link?
Zelda: Yeah why?
Old Man: He's dumber than before.
Link: WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME
Old Man: 0_0
Link: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Old Man: I'm a spirit you dum dum
Link: oh yeah u told me that 2 days ago.
Zelda: ...
Link: AND YOU CALLED ME DUM DUM!? AAAAAAAAAAA
Old Man: Link, you can't hurt me.
Link: YAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Link: *fans Old man away*
Old man: ...
Link: I'm just gonna go to the shrines now...
Zelda: be.. careful Link!
Link: HIYAAAAAAAAA
Link: *dies*
Boko's: YAAAAARRRRRGGGG (F$*# my life he's gonna revive again)
Link: HYAAAAAAAA
Link: *dies*
Boko's AYAYAYYAYYAAAAAARRRRR (He WILL kill us again)
Link: YAAAAAAAAAA
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