The King's Request (Spoilers they don't care)

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Link: AAAAAAAAAAAA-

Revali: Geez stop yelling into my ears!

Daruk: You don't have ears!

Revali: Yes I do u can't see them now SHUT UP!

Urbosa: to who?

Revali: BOTH TO LINK AND DARUK

Mipha: OMG LINK WHAT HAPPENED

Link: ZELDA

Zelda: I what?

Link: CUT

Zelda: Cut what?

Link: DA

Zelda: Can you please just say what I cut

Link: WIFI CABLE

Zelda: Oooh.... sry

Link: NO HOW DID U DO IT UR FIGHTING GANON LIKE RIGHT NOW!

(silence)

Urbosa: When I come to think of it, that's weird.

Revali: Zelda, are u reeeeeeaaaaallllllyy fighting Ganon?

Zelda: YES I AM!

Daruk: If I could just get out of Rudania, I would of just find out.

Link: U guys are spirits I remember.

Zelda: I AM FIGHTING GANON RIGHT NOW JUST SHUT UP PLS

(King Rhoam joined da chat)

King Rhoam: Champions and my daughter!

(Revali deleted chat history)

King Rhoam: uh

Link: NOTHING REALLY

King Rhoam: Sadly, I died in the calamity. Just like the champions, (except for Link) I have become a spirit.

Revali mind: (Yaaaaaaay!)

Urbosa mind: (he was very bossy and cold anyways)

Daruk: (FINALLY I'M FREE)

Mipha: (Now I won't have to hear father get drunk with him!)

Link: ( T H A N K   G O D )

Zelda: NO DAAAAAD

King Rhoam: I know, I know... But I just have one request. ONE REQUEST

Link: And... what is it?

King Rhoam: It is to defeat Ganon Link, and for the rest of the champions, I want you to assist him fighting after he defeats all of the blight Ganons.

Revali: noooooooooooooooooooo

Urbosa: And?

King Rhoam: As much as disappointing as it sounds, we spirits will have to go to the after life in Hyrule. Link has to assist Zelda alone to make this place great to live in!

Zelda: NOOOOOOOOO

Link: DEFINETELY NO

Revali: FIRST I HAVE TO ASSIST, THEN I REALLY DIE!?

Urbosa: ABSOLUTELY NOT

Daruk: WHAT ARE YOU THINKING KING

Mipha: I AM A ZORA PRINCESS KING

King Rhoam: wut

Link: THIS IS TREASON! WE ARE STRONGER THAN HIM

Revali: LET'S KICK HIM OUT!

King Rhoam: H- HOW DARE YOU TO TALK TO THE KING LIKE THAT! Y-YOU GUYS DON'T DESERVE TO BE A-

(King Rhoam was permanently banned from this chat)

Mipha: WOO WE DID IT!

Zelda: WE SHOULD START A PARTY!

Daruk: YYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

Urbosa: nobel pursuits?







































Link: yesh

10 sec later (ah yes the classic)

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(Everything exploded lol)

(sry if this was too short) :(

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