With Ned dead and Lisa being sent away in fear of Marge's wrath, Homer is living life on easy street, himself and Bart have finally rekindle their father-son relationship with Marge getting what she rightfully deserves, being shunned from the family.
It has been little over a year since Homer had Ned killed and Marge is still feeling bitter about it all, then, she suddenly gets an idea...
Marge goes to Homer and decides to pent up all of her rage to concoct her master plan. "Homie, I know our marriage is in the shitter, but what kind of a mother would I be if I didn't take our kids feelings into account, Skinner has been harassing Bart outside of school again, don't you think it's best we 'put him away' for good?" Marge says as she grows closer to her soon-to-be ex-hubby.
"Ugh, Skinner, what has he done this time." Homer says reluctantly. "Skinner's threatened to expel our son again, I think maybe you should get in touch with Fat Tony, then again, what do I know?" Marge says as she smirks at Homer before prancing off.
Homer pulls out his phone and hits up the boys, Fat Tony and co arrive at Springfield Elementary, Edna and Miss Hoover stumble back as the gang stroll in through the main entrance and walk down the hallway, they bust open Skinner's door. "How may I ask you got past the hall monitor!?" Skinner shouts at the gang when all of a sudden, laser sights appear above Skinner's head...
Later that night, Kent Brockman reports on the brutal murder of Seymour Skinner, his mother, Agnes Skinner is glad her son is finally gone after all these years, Homer chuckles as he watches the news.
Meanwhile, Marge heads down to the police station. "Hello, Chief Wiggum, I'd like to file a report." Marge says. "Okay, well let's have it." Chief Wiggum says to Marge as he leans back into his chair, Marge pauses for a second before she stops and says. "My husband murdered Principal Skinner." Chief Wiggum asks Marge if she has any evidence to back up her claim to which Marge replies no. "Fair enough." Chief Wiggum says before Eddie says "Let's roll." Wiggum, Lou and Eddie then leave the precinct and head to 742 Evergreen Terrace.
Chief Wiggum arrives at the house as Homer answers the door. "Can I help you?" Homer says to Chief Wiggum. "Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the murder of Seymour Skinner, cuff 'em, boys." Chief Wiggum says, Homer screams as he is taken away. "Well there you have it, boys, case closed." Chief Wiggum says as they depart from the Simpsons' house.
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Marge The Whore
AvventuraOne day when Marge is feeling frisky, Homie denies her sexual needs which leads to the downfall of not only their marriage, but their family too.