TALES OF THE SHITTY TWINS

Chapter 1

"Oi Come tf back you ugly ass!!" Shouted Tonpa from afar. "Bitch,, we literally look alike-" replied his twin, ban(short for big-ass nose)
*𝗻𝗮𝗿𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗼𝗿 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸𝘀 𝗶𝗻* *𝗰𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗮𝘁*
𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦 𝘢𝘨𝘰,𝘪𝘯 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘥𝘪𝘴 𝘐𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥,𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘺 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘴. One of them was named Tonpa and the other was Ban (short for big-ass-nose) 𝘛𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘸𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘢𝘤𝘦𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘺, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘬 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘺 because they have nothing else better to do. Everyone in the Island hated the pair and always felt like yeeting them out of the Island. One day, they were planning on doing a prank on a BABY. A fucking baby. (Now you know how stupid this pair of twins are) They stole an orange soda from the grocery store and filled the drink with POISON in it. A FRICKING POISON CAN YOU BELIEVE IT(no but actually yes) The next day, they invaded the baby's house like they were 2 rats(they are tho).They waited for the baby's parents to leave and they proceeded to snuck into the baby's room.
Tonpa: "WAKE UP YOU LITTLE SHIT"
*the baby wakes up*
BAN: "OPEN YOUR MOUTH SAY AAAAA"
*the baby didnt open her mouth* (She was way smarter than the shitty twins)
Tonpa and BAN was about to throw a fit but suddenly they had a plan(wow so smart) The stupid plan was for BAN to dance like a monkey on drugs and when the baby starts laughing, Tonpa will fill the soda in her mouth. After the plan that was about to fail but they didn't know crossed their mind, they felt like they were Albert Einstein (these dumb mfs istg)
ANYWAYS, BAN starts dancing like a stupid monkey (BUT HE ACTUALLY LOOKED LIKE A STUPID DANCING MONKEY)
*the baby didnt even smiled one bit*
Few hours past by, they were about to give up, but BAN didn't (yuh go get it) and kept dancing like a stupid monkey. He tried to dance even more stupidly... And THEN.. the baby was about to laug-
*the front door opens*
The two shitty twins ran as fast as they can but like in an international super spy way. But they got caught cause they suck.
The Dad: "What the hell are you two piece of shits doing here? "
*the mom went upstairs to check on the baby*
The two piece of shits immediately ran back home as fast as they can and tried to forget that ever happened.

The next day, Tonpa and BAN are pulling pranks around people (like usual) and then the police came LITERALLY OUT OF NOWHERE and said that they are not allowed to be in the island anymore.
Tonpa:"WTF? WHY"
BAN:"THIS IS RIDICULOUS, UTTERLY RIDICULOUS!"
The police:"I've received alot of complains from people that live near you two, y'all can go pack your bags and leave the island immediately"
Tonpa and BAN:"Fine,, we'll just go somewhere else where we will get accepted"
Police:"Good luck ig" 😐🤞