''these nasty smelly citizens really can't clean they're nasty shit out of my bushes.'' Shrek said grumpy while looking at a bush covered in human shit. ''hell no I'm gonna let them use my private kingdom of secrets, the place where i first railed my wife Fiona, *sighs* my ex wife.'' An little tears escaped his big green eye. '' that hoe hooked up with donkey in MY cabin. My best friend and wife. Who am I lying to I used him lmao I'm so evil.'' He smirked while continuing to wipe shit of his bush.
Suddenly he saw an big car driving up his swamp, '' GET OUT OF MY SWAMP YOU MOTHERFUCKER, BEFORE I'LL COME AND BEAT YO ASS UP'' Shrek yelled and got up covered in shit running towards the big truck. When the door opened and an smelly hot piece of bacon walked out.....
Lmao, i don't know either wtf this is but en
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The pig next door
Roman d'amourShrek x Peppa When the family pig moves into the village next to Shreks swamp he's so amazed, what will he do and how will this love story turn out??
