Ass the pig walked out of the truck the smell of mud and shit increased in a couple of seconds. Shrek felt his little shrimpy badongadong rising up and trying to get to the surface to explore a little something. The pig walked up to him and said with a little shrexy smirk hey green boy, apparently your on my land. " Excuse me, YOUR ON MY LAND GET YO PINK ASS OFF MY PROPERTY '' When suddenly an strange man came up to him.....
''Mister the Great?'', he said with the voice of the Zootopia sloth, ''you haven't paid taxes in over 15 years'' ''And??? it's in the middle of the woods you asshole no one would want it anyways'' Shrek answered while opening his pack of hot Cheetos. '' Well, apparently I do'', the ham answered. Shrek was so angry that even is badongadong calmed down in order not to get chopped off. '' Butttt i could make you my maid if you wouldn't mind big boy'' The pig continued.
''GET YOUR CHEESE PUFF IPAD KID HAND OUT OF MY FACE YOU SMELLY MUDDY PEACE OF TOAST!'' Shrek couldn't hold himself anymore, but peppa didn't seem offended. " ok shitty boy looks like were roommates now, I'll let you sleep in that cabin there and I take the mud jacuzzi'' ''Atleast that smelly bacon didn't take my kingdom off piece'' Shrek thought.
'' Family!'' the pig yelled, ''the ogre is gone you can get in!'' The pig started yelling at the white van that just parked on Shreks property. ''Btw I'm Peppa, Peppa Pig'' The pig said calmy while continuing to swing her hips and walk to the house.
How will this end, enemies to frenemies, enemies to lovers, you'll see......
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The pig next door
RomanceShrek x Peppa When the family pig moves into the village next to Shreks swamp he's so amazed, what will he do and how will this love story turn out??
