Shrek POV: It was a long day at work so I divided to have a drink with my true love, donkey. So I texted him: Shrek: Hey baby, do you want to go out for drinks Fiona: Sorry hun Im not in the mood rn can you pick up groceries while you're out "Omg! I texted my wife!" Ring ring "Hey, baby boi. Shrek my love."
"Donkey! Let's go get some drinks"
"I'm sorry I can't... I'm... i'm... at the store"
There is only one store in town and I'm on my way there. So I'll surprise him! I thought
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I got to the store and the store man sad donkey never came into the store. I finished shopping and drove home. Then I opened my bed room door...and there he was...with my wife... how could Fiona do this.
