Narrator POV
"Shrek!" Fiona yells
"What are you doing with him ?!"
"I didn't think you would be home by, now!"She screamed
"I think I'll just level" lord farquaad said getting out of the bed
They hear the door open.
"Shrek! You weren't answering your phone so-" donkey walks in to the room. "WHAT THE FRENCH TOAST!"
"Shrek what is going on?"
"No wonder the baby we but up for adoption looks like fartword"
"It's pronounced farquaad, you home schooled jungle freak!" Farquaad yells
"Oh Shi-"
"Shut up donkey!" Fiona interrupted
"I'm leaving!" Shrek throughs his wedding ring at Fiona. Donkey helps Shrek patch his stuff.
Then they walk to donkeys house.
"Well at least we can be honest about our relationship now" donkey says
"You're right" shrek nods sadly
"Good night" donkey says
"Goodnight" shrek turns off the lamp
