Narrater POV:
"You look nothing like me" Shrek says
"I know right you're ugly and I'm hot" the boy said in a monochrome voice
"You look like my Elementary school bully- wait it's Farquaad!" Donkey yells
"Oh you mean the guy that Fiona was proposing to"
"Ya- wait she is proposing to my side chick"
"I thought you said he is your bully" the boy says
"No it's the enemies to lovers situation" donkey explains
"So I went to rehab for you to cheat on me!"
"No shrek it's not like that!" Donkey yells as shrek starts walking out
" Come on fetus" shrek grabs the boys hand
"I'm 7, and I have a name, it's, the boy, but I'll slow the narrater to call me frank bc that's the first American that popped up on my head" frank walks with shrek
" narrater? What- what do you mean" shrek stops walking and looks at donkey and frank.
And they were staring at him expressionless.
Straight faced.
Cold stare that felt like it was piercing his soul.
Then an orange door appeared.
"We are the TVA and you have branched off you're path" the took Shrek into the orange portal and then re set the time line
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