*edna's voice*
4 years later
Shriek fights crime with his powers and has grown old and tiered of it. On his way to the cemetery he grabs a bite to eat at a new restaurant named after him. And then he sees a beautiful lady with a fabulous coat on. Beautiful short hair and awesome glasses and nice hat and a beautiful-
* narrator*
Excuse me....
Oh your back
Yes I am... now may I continue the story.
No.
Why?
Because you can't do anything correctly.
I can do a lot of things correctly.
...then why is my snake dead...
Because I never said I knew how to watch a snake. Let's just get back to the story :)
Fine but I'm telling it
No your not
To late
Shrek realized it's his lovely mentor he thought he brutally murmured 4 years ago. Edna turns around and she walks up to shel and says " you're here...finally"
"Edna..."
"Yes it me, Edna, can we skip the sad moment, because we all know it's not sad it's just sloppy"
"How- h-how are you alive I killed you"
"Because I signed a contract"
"What"
"Never mind that darling let's get you fixed up"
" what do you mean fixed up"
"I mean you look like an idiot"
"I- I thought my costume looked nice"
"I don't want you to be wearing a costume I want you to be wearing a super suit"
"Edna"
"There you go saying my name again. WE ALL KNOW MY NAME"
"I don't know if I can keep being a superhero"
"Your not really super...neither are you really a hero...your more of a... damsel in distress"
" I am not"
"Darling, sweetie, did you see that fight the only thing you did was pass out. A bystander deleted the bank robber"
"Hey i got a few punches in"
" more like a few tickles"
A few days later
"How do you like your suit" Edna smiles
Shrek stands there and stares in the mirror
"I look...."
"Fabulous"
"Like a drag queen... I LOVE IT "
"Yes, I knew you would"
"Time to fight crime"
"No...I signed you up for a drag show"
