Just set up the chairs

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Pops' house steps, day. Benson goes through the list of what needs to be done with Mordecai, Rigby, Skips, and two new characters: Mitch "Muscle Man" Sorrenstein, a fat, green man, and Hi Five Ghost, a very self-descriptive ghost.

Benson: Alright, listen up! We've got this birthday party today, so... lots to do. Lots to do. Muscle Man, Hi Five Ghost, you're in charge of picking up the special entertainment.

Muscle Man & Hi Five Ghost: Yes! Uh! 

They high-five.

Benson: Skips, you set up the bouncy castle.

Skips: Hmm. 

Skips skips over into a bush.

Benson: Let's see, I'm picking up the kids, so... Mordecai, y/n and Rigby, you set up the chairs.

y/n: Okay. 

Mordecai & Rigby: Augh! 

Mordecai slides down the steps, onto the ground. Pops calls from above.

Pops: Oh, what about me? Surely, I'm invited to my own birthday party!

Benson: Um, your birthday was last week, remember? It's a kid's party today.

Pops pulls out a bundle of balloons.

Pops: I still have balloons!

Benson: We've got it covered, Pops!

Pops: Oh. I see. 

He slips out, and is carried through the air by the balloons.

Mordecai: Dude, how come we always get stuck with the lame jobs? Setting up the chairs?!

Rigby: Lame!

Benson: I can't trust you guys with something actually important. You're always slacking off.

y/n: You don't trust me?

Benson: Someone needs to supervise them.

y/n: Oh, ok.

y/n smiles at Benson who smiles back.

Mordecai: You calling us slackers?

Rigby: Did he? Did you?

Mordecai: He's calling us slackers. Look dude, we can totally set up all those chairs without slacking off.

Benson: Good. Do it then.

Mordecai: We will.

Rigby: Yeah, and then next time you'll get someone else to set up the chairs?

Mordecai does a shrugging motion.

Benson: Fine.

Mordecai & Rigby: OOOOOOOOHHH!! Not settin' up the chairs next time! Not settin' up the chairs next time! UHHHHH!

Benson: Just set up the chairs.

Rigby: Benson's gonna drop his balls when he sees how good we set up these chairs, he's gonna be all like "Oh no, my gumballs."

Mordecai: Ha ha ha! Yeah-ya, we rule at settin' up the chairs. 

He hands Rigby a chair.

y/n: One.

Rigby: Yaaa! One! 

He throws chair it falls on the ground.

Rigby: Yeah dude, this sucks.

Mordecai: I agree dude, and normally I'd be all "let's quit", but we have to prove to Benson we can set up these chairs.

Rigby: Why isn't y/n helping?

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