y/n, Mordecai and Rigby are at "The Coffee Shop" watching the Fist Pump commercial on the TV. The music is very similar to Hold The Line by Toto.
Rigby: Yes! Fist Pump!
y/n, Mordecai and Rigby do fist pumps.
y/n, Mordecai & Rigby: Heh heh heh heh. Yeah, yeah!
They continue fist pumping until the music ends.
y/n, Mordecai & Rigby: Heh heh heh heh heh!
Announcer: Listen up, pump heads, Fist Pump is coming to Slammers! They just got out of jail, and rehab, and now they're back, and ready to rock your 11-through-15 year old pants off! That's our demographic: get over it! That's right! Fist Pump live!
Other Announcer: Live!
Announcer: At Slammers this Friday!
Other Announcer: Friday!
Announcer: Be there or be a loser!
Mordecai: Ha ha ha, there's gonna be so many losers at that concert.
Rigby: We have to go to that concert.
Mordecai: Seriously? Dude, they were cool in the 3rd grade. But now-
y/n: Correction, they're cool in any grade, but you wouldn't know that. Probably because you hate yourself or something.
Rigby fist bumps y/n.
Mordecai: Dude, we don't have the money for those tickets.
Rigby: Doesn't even matter! Me and y/n can figure out a way, but you're too busy figuring out a way to hate yourself.
Mordecai: Why do you wanna go so bad?
Rigby: Going to this concert could be the biggest moment of our lives.
Mordecai: Wow, sounds like your lives suck.
Rigby and y/n: SHUT UP!
Mordecai: Heh heh heh heh.
Two identical twins- birds. Rock up to the three, one red and one purple.
Margaret: Hey, guys!
Mordecai: Hey, Margaret.
y/n: Hey, Thatcher.
(A/N: Nah, I'm jokin.)
y/n: Hey, Venus.
Venus: Were you guys talking about the concert?
Rigby: We were talking about a concert. Is the concert you're talking about Fist Pump?
Margaret: Ha ha, yeah, cool.
Mordecai: Wait, you're going?
Margaret: Yeah we are.
Venus: I know they're kinda old but we remember them from when we were kids.
Margaret: Besides, everyone is gonna be there. It's gonna be fun. You guys gonna go?
y/n: Absolutely!
Mordecai: I'm totally gonna go.
Rigby: Oh so now you're gonna-
Mordecai punches him.
Rigby: Owww...
Mordecai: We'll be there!
Margaret: Cool....see you guys there.
They walk away.
Mordecai & y/n: Yeah... see ya.
