Mixed One Shots

🧲Magnet Bomber🧲

The bomberman has had many games in its series, some of which came with a japanese manual to tell you some strategies for the game and give you a insite into its world. This small book has a little comic in each one that is only in japanese, but one of them contains a scene I am fond of. The scene goes like this: the bomberman brothers break into the base of the 5 dastardly bombers and need a way to get out again. I am working out the reason for the break in though, and the bomberman brothers are struggling against the powers of these bombers, so white bomber finds himself running into the smallest of the group, Magnet bomber. White bomber needs to find a quick and easy way to escape so he yells at magnet bomber "I'll tell mom about the dirty books you've been hiding in the roof!" And bamboozles magnet bomber. Many people reading may say 'oh it's because magnet bomber is a good bomber, he would never be in possession of any naughty books, right?!' But I say otherwise. It is known by the countless emotions such as anger, happiness, jealousy, and possibly love as shown by black bomber and in the end scenes when a picture comes by of two of the bombers (black and phantom bomber) reading a romance novel together, so why include jealousy and not any other of the side emotions? On top of this, magnet bomber and the rest were mind controlled by buggler and that's the closest to any parents they have, and since buggler is a man, that would be dad, and maybe he was also thinking, wait, how does he know about that, hes probably just guessing. That, for me is enough evidence on both sides, but let's be honest, it would be actually great if he actually had dirty books in his roof tiles... I mean, nothing to be embarrassed by bro, he has the closest thing to what bomberman craved in the first game! To be a human! And to be a human is to love (or at least have a emotion that links to it), and I actually think that is interesting to think about. Imagine a romance novel about a robot that wants to date a human... *cough cough* totally original *cough cough*... nyway... basically I think that magnet bomber does secretly have dirty mags in his ceiling and is just tryna hide it with confidence...