Once upon a mushroom, there was a mini cinnamon colored pony. The pony loved to sit on this earth because it was too short to climb the gigantic ladder to the moon. Mr. Mushroom was the omniscient ruler of the planet Earth. Because Mr. Mushroom knew that nobody was as short as the pony, he wished that there could be a way that the mini pony could get to the Moon. One fateful day, a large bridge appeared from up above. The omniscient Mr. Mushroom had taken his best suit and woven straw together to make the bridge. The mini cinnamon colored pony thanked its omniscient ruler and ascended to the Moon. When the pony got to the Moon, no one was there. It looked back at the bridge, which was carrying Mr. Mushroom. Together, the mini pony and the mushroom took the bridge back to planet Earth. On solid ground once again, the pony asked, "Why was there no one on the Moon?" Mr. Mushroom replied, "Because they went to explore the stars." The pony looked up and began to laugh.
How sad, besties.
