Once in an acorn, there lived a very big seed. His name was Googoocluster. He was very cold in his acorn. It was winter, obviously. One day, Googoocluster sat in his acorn and decided to sprout. But he didn't know how, so he went to Old Man Oak and asked how to grow into a big, tall tree. Well, Old Man Oak, didn't hear what Googoocluster said, so he told Googoocluster how to grow a big, tall knee. Googoocluster thought that Old Man Oak meant tree, instead of knee, so he listened carefully.
This is what Old Man Oak said:
"All you need is a piece of moss to use in your shoes, then drink the honey and eat some breadseed."
Googoocluster got the moss, honey, and breadseed and did as Old Man Oak told. Suddenly, a human came by and screamed, "GARGLEKNOTS! IT'S A KNEE!"
Being a skittish former-acorn, the knee ran away to Old Man Oak and cried, "I said I wanted to grow into a big, tall tree! Jeez!"
Then, he cried. How sad.
