Clearly, pigeons have no wings.
But they do have disappearing powers!
Do you like my new hairdo?
It's great.
Back to pigeons.
Stinky skunks fall from the sky and crash-land into opposite pigeons. Yep. Makes total sense.
NOT THAT KIND OF SENSE! THE OTHER KIND!
Stinky skunks fall from the sky and crash-land into opposite pigeons. Yep. Makes total cents.
(Good? Good.)
Pigeons also fall from the sky and crash-land into opposite stinky skunks. Yep. Makes total dollars.
IT DOES! PEOPLE WOULD PAY GOOD MONEY FOR THIS BOOK!
I think...
I'm not so sure...
How sad.