Once in a palm of a llama, there was a coconut. The llama absolutely positively adored his coconut palm. If the jaguar were to knock the coconut out of the llama's coconut, he would lie flat and cry. One stormy weekend, the llama decided to take a walk around the stormy beach. Suddenly, a huge and hairy jaguar leapt from the palm bush and said, "Roar." The end. How sad.
