Once upon a time, there was a foo foo that liked eating chicken for breakfast. One day, he wanted a turkey instead. So he went to the turkey store and bought a pheasant. Oops. He squawked with vigor, and jumped into a pile of penguin droppings. The elephant, who was basking in the droppings, exclaimed "Oofda" and farted a giant cloud of green cotton candy. The foo foo said "Howdy" and hugged the elephant. The elephant was so surprised that he farted a pink cloud of chicken feathers. The foo foo took his hat and took the chicken feathers home to make a pillow. The pheasant was sad because the elephant didn't fart pheasant feathers. How sad.
