My parents slammed the door. Finally, ALL ALONE! I started to scream loudly, still snuggling my bodypillow as usual. " I NEED TO KILL FLAME!! " I screamed as I grabbed a fresh diaper from his dresser to go change into. I looked around my house for some sort of weapon to ANNAHALIATE Flame with. I had stumbled into my basement when I found the PERFECT WEAPON. MY FURSUIT! Although I was already a protogen, it would be TOO CRINGE TO RESIST! I had installed my kitchen knives into the paws, so I was really excited. GOODBYE FLAME AHAHAHA
Winter break was finally over, and I was ready. I put on my fursuit ( obviously with the school uniform over it ) and headed out to the bus. I sat down and waited to arrive. When I did I got to my locker, waiting for Banzy and Flame. Around 10 minutes later, I saw them. Walking down the hall together... TYPICAL.. I ran up to flame. " Hewwo Fwame! " I said. " what the hell lmao " she replied. " Wh-whats wong wit my outfit OwO~! " " wtf why r u talking like that?? " " I have something to show u UwU! " I went into anime pose, clenching my fists to show my fierce kitchen knife claws. " U cannot steal my cute elf boyfwend! OwO! If you do u will be extewminated! "I started to swing at her. She dodged every attack??? HOW! I hadn't realized but the people around me had started calling the cops! WHY THO? The principal, Furaza, came out " ARTICY, OFFICE NOW. "
" Sighhh... Pwincipal, what do you want OwO? " " Your going to court. You do realize what you did was illegal and technically attempted murder. " Furaza said. " I suggest you get a lawyer. This is why we put a CCTV camera at your locker. " " Not if I escape fiwst OWO! " I started to run, but Furaza grabbed my arm. Then the police BARGED through the door, and eventually had me in cuffs, and then the back of the police car.
I was in the questioning room. A cop by the name of Twig was my questioner. " So... why? And please take that weird wolf skin off. " " Well officew... .Fwame thot she could steaw my cute Ewf boyfwend! So I just had to do something about hew! " " What. SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP GOING TO COURT SIMPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP. "
So they kinda just took me to court. My lawyer was 1mile, and Flames lawyer was Banzy. BANZY WAS A LAWYER? WHAT?! SHOULD'VE BEEN MY LAWYER SMH. Then, we started, the judge, Joe, banging his stupid wooden hammer, and screaming " ORDER ORDER!!!!! "
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Stalker
Dla nastolatkówSince the Kindergarten, Articy has always had this humungous crush on Banzy, although Banzy never really seemed interested. Articy's obsession with him is becoming less health each passing day, to the point where he stalks him on all of his social m...
