Jebus headcanons

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Headcanonszzzznsks for thhhh loard and savioorrrr jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebsus

- he's reasonable he doesn't joke around sometimes.

- he yells at everyone to touch grass if they act a bit sussy

- he is a good man, he respects everyone for who they r. ((surprising for his character))

- he names animals or bugs whenever the fuck. He enjoys it

- he likes peace and quiet but HE NEVER GETS IT ((cries aesthetically))

- he is the king of deez nuts jokes (he jokes around RARELYY 😠😠😠)

- he is the reason why McDonalds ice cream machine is always broken

- he is the CEO of walmarts WiFi (It sucks)

- he calls hank a literal dumpster fire

- he keeps his relationships private. He doesn't like exposing

- cringe culture fears him

- he crashed into peter griffins house once.

It's nearly 4 AM what the fuck

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