The picture fucking sucks
help I think im gonna simp over my own story
Requested by HeadpatsRus
Im gonna die writing this
Reader is gender neutral lolllllllll
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HELLCLOWN SEGGS (not taking place here)
Somewhere in cringy nevada lol,,,,,,,,,,,
H o n k w i m b l e t o n was just chilling because yeah. No more madness happens around here because fuck that shit man, FACK IT- until he saw a giant ass red demon clown thing, he fucking screamed like some fucked up animal (i dont even know what animal has some fucked up scream lol). "FUCK YOU TIKKY" he yelled lmao, he curled up into a ball and turned into water or something. The fuckin hellclown just stares at him. Doing absolutely nothing, his unholy white ass eyes just,,, staring into that mother fuckers soul lmaoaoaoaoaoa.That had a very pleasant beginning dont ya think?
Idk i just thought that beginning would be funni (trolling the readers part 3)
After like 10 minutes of staring, he just turns into a snake. Tricky being confused as shit just i guess fucking walks away CAN HE EVEN HE DOESNT HAVE LEGS IN THAT FORM WHAT THE FUCK DOES HE EVEN DO TO MOVE I FORGOR- while the giant ass clown thing walked away after scaring the shit out of hank j snake (hes a snake now shut up) hank just leaves snake form and does funny middle finger behind the clowns back. Off topic but i hit my head after writing that can we get an f in the chat. The hellclown went to find y/n btw bc he loves u 🐍. After like idk 30 minutes of searching he finds y/n talking to agents cOVERED IN CHEESE WHAT THE FUCC- when they saw the fucking red ass glow i guess the agents fucking ragdoll like roblos. Yes, roblos. Tricky then just g e n t l y grabs y/n and puts em in the palm of his weird ass bone hand thing. Guys I cant tell if its a flame skeleton or not. Im kinda brain dead rn. y/n just hugs one of his giant ass fingers because uM HES BIGGER THAN KING KONG OBVIOUSLY YOU SUSSY BAKAS.
Or maybe king kong is bigger than him....
Tricky just responds with a small meow like noise since he somehow can make cat noises. (I'd like to hear that if it wouldn't sound fucking demonic) after like three minutes of lovely shid it just comes to and end because a stupid ass agent throws a piece of cheese at the 2 because funni. You both just
Look at the agent in disappointment because madness combat without madness is disappointing but funny because random shit happens like hank turning into a snake, auditor turning into bingus and jebus becoming a sussy imposter.
This book is amazing
I guess thats the end sorry it's short I didn't have much planned for thissss
Uh thanks for the request btw FIRST REQUESTED STORY DONE LESS GOOOOO (does funny dababy thing)
Guys I didn't simp once writing this
I know y'all are gonna probably do some weird shit in the comments
Idc i love cursed comments
Wow it's 3 AM, nice
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Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)
RandomDear god why do I keep doing this? Welp, here we go again. This is my take on making meme stories of madness x reader shit. I did this with piggy, bear and Friday night funkin as well so this isn't very surprising. Hope yall enjoy it though