Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)

Mag agent: torture x reader in a nutshell

Art above is mine lollllll

The homies sleep together (GROW UP)

I cant grow up either lol

Reader is gender neutral because fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck idk

Also yes this was for the placeholder

Note: CONFUSING AS FUUUUUUCK BECAUSE THATS MY CONTENT

also tricky is still in my house

Somewhere in the place that shouldn't exist called nevada (i have to go to nevada in September oh sheeet) was some shit building full of cheese fighting agents (they need a better hobby man) and some mag agent i guess. Nothing much was happening besides some agents recreating the happy monke circle, some other agents watching 5-Minutes Crafts because that shit is awful and some other agents drawing jojo characters with detailed heads and stickmen bodies (because reminder: stupidity is funny. Well at least here it is) y/n was walking through the building because i guess they are also an agent, they were looking at the other agents doing stupid shit because thats all they do since the madness has ended I guess for now lol. Eventually their fucking feet were off the ground as the mag agent grabbed em (lol) and put them in the palm on their hand. They were used to this type of shit as the mag agent did this several times before lolllllsjshaosidjsohdkaosjdkaifjs. They just stared into each others eyes (wow so romantic pukes) until agents come in and start calling the big boi mr nails. It doesn't bother him because UM. NAILS. BIG ASS NAILS THAT IM PRETTY SURE CAN GO UP SOMEBODYS A- y/n does nothing but put their hands on agent tortures face because fUCK.

He starts blushing like the innocent soul he is. The agents just ragdoll like roblos because i dont know. Y/n just looks into the eyes of agent torture because they are in love bitchassssssss. Everything was so cute until hank slithers into the building looking sexy as hell (we all know they'd do that. Hank was already sexy by default *dies*) hank then goes on a guess a killing spree because FUCK I DONT KNOW ITS ALMOST 5 AM AGAIN- deimos enters the building with his homie sanford. They are very good homies, they are only here because they are looking for void flame fuck that im pretty sure has a burning pp.

They find him with jeb and they were both trying to sing something, jeb sounded like an angel because i guess he is one and auditors voice was cRACKING. They left right away that shit was something else

Agent torture puts y/n down because that shit is just weird ok. They walk away after waving bye i guess. He spends the rest of the day thinking about you i guess, while smaller grunts started climbing on him

some agents thought it was a good idea to recreate lil nas x montero thats fucking it the end

This book is on so much fucking crack its actually insane

Thanks for 3k reads

HELP I LISTENED TO TALK DIRTY BY JASON DERULO AND MY MIND IMMEDIATELY THOUGHT OF SANFORD

MY FACE IS ON FIRE

and my friends are mass shipping me with tricky,,,,,,

Anyways bye gamers