auditor headcanons

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Idfk headcanonz on the black flame man that we should pour water on so he stops acting headed

- he is immature as fuck and will literally cause chaos with his homies (he always does anyways) [btw he acts like this rarely because he wants people to think he's serious]

- tired 23/7, this man doesn't know what sleep is (none of them do)

- he overworks himself sometimes (i do that too help)

- he thinks he's funny by drawing dicks on people's heads (agent torture being the main victim poor baby)

- pretty sure this man opened 300 fucking portals into the underworld at one point

- "get real" "what?"

- no details can be given about how he acts while in a relationship because he's never been in one he is lonely like all my homies out there

- he likes angry birds, he isn't childish but he cant seem to let some stuff people call childish go

- he listens to Eminem

thats it i guess




WHAT YOU ABOUT ROLLING DOWN IN THE DEEP WHEN YOUR BRAIN GOES NUMB YOU CALL THAT MENTAL FREEZE

This book is like the definition of 21st century humor

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