Deimos headcanons

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My deimos photos went poof <:(

Anyways headcanonnss on the small bean lovable boy deimos (dedmos)

- can get annoying but what do we expect? (He does this because there's nothing better to do in nevada)

- he makes his usernames in anything like "stop putting CEO of" or "the man of dominos pizza" [that for real sounds like my fucking username what the ffff]

- he likes strawberry milk surprisingly (all of you strawberry milk lovers have a buddy now)

- he makes shitty jokes like "your mom is a hoe" or "that's cringe and based"

- the man is pansexual. [all my homies are valid]

- literally the only person who thinks among us is funny (god he sounds like me and a lot of other people i know wtf-)

- he doesn't know how to act while in a relationship or somethin, the homie gets really damn nervous when it comes to it. ((He turns red as a fucking tomato))

- "i got hank a blender for his birthday and im pretty sure he stuck his dick in it. Thankfully it wasn't plugged in"

"You don't have to share that"

Lmao this man is a mess but who doesn't love deimos?

Also thanks for almost 200 reads, it hasn't even been a day probably but thanks chads

Also thanks for almost 200 reads, it hasn't even been a day probably but thanks chads

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