My deimos photos went poof <:(
Anyways headcanonnss on the small bean lovable boy deimos (dedmos)
- can get annoying but what do we expect? (He does this because there's nothing better to do in nevada)
- he makes his usernames in anything like "stop putting CEO of" or "the man of dominos pizza" [that for real sounds like my fucking username what the ffff]
- he likes strawberry milk surprisingly (all of you strawberry milk lovers have a buddy now)
- he makes shitty jokes like "your mom is a hoe" or "that's cringe and based"
- the man is pansexual. [all my homies are valid]
- literally the only person who thinks among us is funny (god he sounds like me and a lot of other people i know wtf-)
- he doesn't know how to act while in a relationship or somethin, the homie gets really damn nervous when it comes to it. ((He turns red as a fucking tomato))
- "i got hank a blender for his birthday and im pretty sure he stuck his dick in it. Thankfully it wasn't plugged in"
"You don't have to share that"
Lmao this man is a mess but who doesn't love deimos?
Also thanks for almost 200 reads, it hasn't even been a day probably but thanks chads
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Madness Combat x reader Oneshots in a nutshell (finished xd)
RandomDear god why do I keep doing this? Welp, here we go again. This is my take on making meme stories of madness x reader shit. I did this with piggy, bear and Friday night funkin as well so this isn't very surprising. Hope yall enjoy it though