Act 2 Scene 2

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Apple Jack leads him to the BarnYard. It stinks of animal manure. The infamous DeGeneres chickens were far too loud.

FRANKY: Why do YOU have a barnyard here? You're not even related to Ellen*wink*

APPLE JACK: you're talkin like a Texan now!

FRANKY: heyyyyy wait a minute..don't you work at my ITALIAN uncle's pizzeria

APPLE JACK: Gee golly! How'd ya know tha'? Why yes I do and by the grace of G-d I say yer uncle is one kind cowboy.

Chicken walks over and starts biting Franky's ankle

CHOICE: do you (A) kill the chicken OR (B) Cry for big strong Apple Jack to help you

OPTION A

Franky lunges at the chicken, biting its neck viciously, instantly killing it

APPLE JACK: Wow your mouth is bigger than Dallas! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHOOOO

FRANKY: Thank you?

Franky stumbles again into Apple Jack arms

APPLE JACK: WOOOOO there buckaroo! Slow down!

FRANKY: Night!

Franky instantly passes out. Mariana looks at him fondly and blushes as he starts to snore on their lap.

OPTION B

FRANKY: MARIANAAAAAA HELP ME!!!!

APPLE JACK: This ain't my first rodeo

Apple Jack picks up the chicken and flings it to the other side of the barn and it lands comfortably into its nest.

Franky stumbles again into Apple Jacks arms

APPLE JACK: WOOOOO there buckaroo! Slow down!

FRANKY: Night!

Franky instantly passes out. Apple Jacks looks at him foundly and blushes as he starts to snore on their lap. 

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