Q: Which Pokemon could also be a pirate? A: Arrrrrr-bok
How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Poke him on.
Q: Why was the Meowth scared of the tree? A: Because of its bark!
Q: What do you do when your Loudred evolves? A: Buy more earplugs!
Q: What do you call it when Haunter gets too close to a campfire? A: A toasty ghosty.