Q: Why did the Metagross spit out the clown? A: Because he tasted funny.
What do you call Meowth's reflection? A copycat.
Q: What's better than one Pikachu? A: PikaTWO
How can Pikachu make a baby laugh? By playing pika-boo!
Q: What did Mewtwo say to the flea? A: Stop bugging me.
