YOU ARE READING

Random

group chat fic b99. i promise it gets better by like the 3rd part u just gotta deal w my 13yo self for a bit.

the bitchass with the audacity to interrupt august

826 32 18

by thenew_human413

by thenew_human413

Jake Peralta started a new chat.

Jake Peralta named the chat Taylor Swifties.

Jake Peralta: but i can see us lost in a memory

Gina Linetti: august slipped away into a moment in time (BITCH!!!!)

Jake Peralta: cause it was never mine

Gina Linetti: and i can see us twisted in bed sheets

Jake Peralta: august sipped away LIKE A BOTTLE OF WINE

Gina Linettie cause you were never mine, mine

Gina Linetti: cause you were never mine never mine :(((((((

Jake Peralta: DO YOU REMEMBER?

Jake Peralta: REMEMBER WHEN I PULLED UP AND SAID GET IN THE CAR

Gina Linetti: AND THEN CANCELLED MY PLANS JUST IN CASE YOUD CALL

Jake Peralta: BACK WHEN I WAS LIVING FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL

Gina Linetti: FOR THE HOPE OF IT ALL

Rosa Diaz: meet me behind the mall

Charles Boyle: YAS PERIOD BITCHEZZZZZZZZ

Charles Boyle: TAYLOR SWIFT GOES AWFFFFFF

Rosa Diaz kicked Charles Boyle from the chat for interrupting the bridge of august.

Gina Linetti: as you should babe

Gina Linetti: that man gets away with too much

Gina Linetti: it's about time he pays for one of his many many heinous crimes

Jake Peralta: should I arrest his bitchass?

Rosa Diaz: immediately.

Jake Peralta left the chat to arrest the bitchass with the audacity to interrupt august.

Rosa Diaz: well i WAS joking but it is funny to see charles in handcuffs

Gina Linetti: it's not my first time seeing him in handcuffs

Rosa Diaz: jesus christ babe

Gina Linetti: sorry! it slipped out

Jake Peralta entered the chat.

Jake Peralta: TITLE OF YOUR SEX TAPE !!!!!!!!!!

Jake Peralta left the chat to check if Taylor Swift still has a restraining order against him.

Gina Linetti: i literally did not see that coming

Rosa Diaz: title of your sex tape.

Gina Linetti: Rosa!!!!

Rosa Diaz: that's my name, don't wear it out

Gina Linetti: evidence lockup, 5 minutes

Gina Linetti: we can make a sex tape

Gina Linetti left the chat because she likes to keep Rosa on her toes.

Rosa Diaz: wow.

Rosa Diaz left the chat because she absolutely could not risk being late to the evidence lockup.