Captain Raymond Holt created a new group.
Captain Raymond Holt: Good afternoon, squad. Just an update that we will be hosting the AAFTAH fundraiser at the precinct this afternoon, please be on your best behaviour.
Jake Peralta: wtf is aaftah
Captain Raymond Holt: (Anti) Americans For Truth About Homosexuality, they are gay bashing the gay bashers, so to speak.
Jake Peralta: OH DAMN SON we boutta host the shit out of this bitch
Terry Jeffords: BEST BEHAVIOUR, Jake.
Rosa Diaz: I'm with Jake on this one Terry. I'm going to wear my pink boa.
Charles Boyle: You, own, a, feather, boa,,,,,?????
Rosa Diaz: Yeah don't freak out about it man
Charles Boyle: Yeah no I'mm not fresking opiuht ,,,,;lkfhjk
Charles Boyle left the group to not freak out about it.
Jake Peralta: Unrelated to all of that mess, y'know that new IT guy we hired?
Captain Raymond Holt, Rosa Diaz, Terry Jeffords: What about him Jake?
Jake Peralta: He's an old friend from school, and he gave me the info on..............HOW TO CHANGE CHATHANDLES WOOOOOOOOOOOO
Rosa Diaz: god dammit
Jake Peralta changed Terry Jeffords' chathandle to Yogurtman69.
Jake Peralta changed Rosa Diaz's chathandle to Bisexualitea.
Jake Peralta changed Captain Raymond Holt's chathandle to Captain Thot.
Jake Peralta: I'll get the rest of u later but I gotta go get this gay bash of the gay bashers on
Jake Peralta left the group to get his bash on.
Yogurtman69: Sir, didn't you have the system updated so this wouldn't happen?
Captain Thot: Indeed I did, he seems to have outsmarted me.
Bisexualitea: Impossible. He couldn't have.
Captain Thot: And yet, here we are. We have ridiculous names that show our true selves.
Yogurtman69: Sir???????
Captain Thot left the group to avoid further questioning of his thottiness.
Amy Santiago: Hi guys what's up?
Bisexualitea: You're too late Amy. Too late.
Bisexualitea left the group for dramatic effect and also to get her bash on, but shh.
Yogurtman69 left the group because he was feeling snacky and wanted some yogurt.
Amy Santiago: Oh, okay. Alright.
Jake Peralta joined chat because his wife was all alone.
Jake Peralta: BAbE!!! Come check out the rainbow cheese display it's so COOL
Amy Santiago: Okay babe :)
Jake Peralta, Amy Santiago left the group to go eat some dope rainbow cheese.
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De Todogroup chat fic b99. i promise it gets better by like the 3rd part u just gotta deal w my 13yo self for a bit.
