But why me? (FatGum x F!Reader)

Whoops

"I like cheese"

"...."

"Ummm okay?" You stared down at the little kid that randomly ran up to you. "I like cheese too" You sat in the park watching Taishiro chat with Kirishima and Tamaki, possibly about new training schedules.

"Do you have games on your phone?"

"No"

"Why?"

"Cause I'm an adult?"

"But my momma has games on her phone"

"Cool I guess.."

"Mommy has a boyfriend"

"..."

"He comes over when Daddy isn't home"

"Pfft-" You choked on your spit when the kid blurt the honest words into your face. You mentally didn't prepare yourself for anything like this. What the fuck, how do kids talk so freely? You opened and shut your mouth, trying to find anything to say. No filter at all!

"Oh God, I'm so sorry!" A tall man jogged up in a business suit, his face was red with embarrassment and dripped with sweat. "Get back here! Never run off like that again" The child smiled innocently up at you before jumping into his fathers arms.

"She likes cheese too!" The kid happily exclaimed.

"How fun" The father cast you a tired look. "My name is Satori, and this rascal is Briar" He held his hand out for you to shake, which you did. (No not Tendou Satori)

"Seems like you got your hands full with this one" You smiled at the child, who had grabbed his fathers phone and selected a game.

"Oh yes, very" Satori sighed. "He's so energetic, I don't remember having that much energy as a child"

"You and me both" You crossed your arms and leaned forward when Briar pointed to the phone screen.

"See? Daddy has games too!" He happily scrolled through and continued to choose.

"Yes yes. I have games on my phone." Satori smiled weakly. "Thanks for not letting him run off"

"Oh I think he was going to keep me from running off" You nodded your head over to Taishiro, who was watching you through shiny golden eyes. "The ol' boyfriend won't let me out of his sight"

"That's Fatgum!" Briar exclaimed with bright eyes. "He's your boyfriend?"

"Yes-"

"Isn't that cool!" Satori smiled and waved to the larger male, who gladly waved back. "Well, enjoy your day Miss..."

"L/n Y/n"

"Miss L/n, I must go now"

"I understand. Goodbye Briar, Mr.Satori" With a few seconds of saying goodbye to Briar, his father toted him away and out of the park. Oh shit I forgot to ask him if he knew about his wife's boyfriend...

"Wow, I never thought you'd smile at a kid" Taishiro strolled up to you and planted a firm kiss on your lips.

"Mm, the things kids say." You crossed your arms. "He likes cheese"

"Pfft hahaha" Taishiro's laugh was music to your ears. "Let me guess, you told him you liked cheese too?"

"Well yeah, I like cheese! We're practically best friends now" You stuck your tongue out and teased.

"Awe I'm not your best friend anymore?" Taishiro watched as his two interns approached, Kirishima strutted proudly while Tamaki slouched nervously.

"Your my boyfriend, I have to be your best friend" You poked his cheek and rolled your eyes at your boyfriend, who crossed his arms and pouted.

"Don't worry Gum! I'll be your best friend!" Kirishima put his hand on his chest and smiled widely, his crimson eyes flashing with happiness.

"Good, I've been backstabbed!" Taishiro dramatically stated while scooting over to stand beside the two younger males.

"Oh whatever!" You rolled your eyes and smirked. "Your a big baby"

"Am not!"

"You are!"

"Nooo you are!"

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"Blah Blah" You mocked Ashton as he whined about losing to you. He had brought over his PlayStation and a few games so that he wouldn't be bored. "Your ass at this!"

"Don't be so rude!" Ashton groaned loudly as he pushed you.

"Yeah Y/n, don't be so rude to such a sweetheart" Your cousin, who disappeared for a few days due to hero business, finally reappeared and decided to hang out with you. You dreaded not being on the streets at night, in your hero costume, kicking ass.(after they practically kick yours ahah). I need to speak to Tai about that. I miss hero work.

"He's anything but a sweetheart" You rolled your eyes and threw the controller at her. "Maybe he'd win against you"

"Aha! In his dreams!" She quickly found her seat near Ashton and selected a character.

"Tch, your both mean!" Ashton frowned.

"Are you verbally abusing the poor guy?" Taishiro strolled into the living room, his skinny form was covered completely by a yellow hoodie and gray sweatpants.

"Mmm noooo~" You smiled innocently as you wrapped your arms around his torso. "I would never!"

"Mhm sure" Taishiro patted your head and rolled his gorgeous golden eyes. "You do it to me sometimes"

"Yeah, SOMETIMES" You smirked. "Not all the time"

"No, not all the time" The blond planted a kiss on your forehead and chuckled softly. "You heathen"

"How dare you call me that!" You faked a gasp and let out a dramatic wail. "I am no heathen!"

"Oh but you are"

"I agree with Tai!" Ashton pipped up from his place on the couch. You whipped your head around to stick your tongue out and pout.

"I agree too!" Your cousin of course had to join in.

"Traitors! All of you!"

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A/n: Ugh I've been exhausted for a few days, I don't know why though. But anyway enjoy this cringy ff!  ٩(˘◡˘)۶

I've been working on a Kirishima x reader ff along with a Ushijima one (I'm obsessed with him. I think I should have went to Shiratorizawa 🥵)