pretty boys pretty girl/ a criminal minds fan fic

levitating

warning: drinking

it's been a month since i joined the BAU a month ago and I'm pretty settled in. I felt apart of this great big family and I am all for it, it felt as if i belonged at the BAU.

I walk through the BAU doors in my white heels and light blue pencil dress as i walk up to my desk.
"good morning pretty girl"
Morgan says as he does daily,
"good morning Derek"
i say. He loves it when I call him Derek and i make sure to say it every morning.
"good morning boy genius", "good mor-" he says as he pauses as he looks at my figure. I notice him looking but didn't catch on right away "shit do i have a stain on my dress" i say as i grab a napkin. "no- no you dress looks perfect actually" he said nervously as he walked away. "what was that" jj said as she came up behind me, me and her have became pretty good friends. "i have no clue but he said my dress looks "perfect" and then walked away" i said laughing. "He's not wrong chickie you look fabulous" Garcia said as she joined in the conversation. I made my coffee as emily joined our little girl group we always form by the coffee stand every morning. "Alright now that your all here we are all going out to get some shots tonight and i'm not taking no for an answer" Penny said sternly. "sounds like fun to me but did you get the boys to say yes" emily said. "not yet but morgan will definitely be up to it as long as there's girls there" she said rolling her eyes. "I think i can work on reid" i said while looking at jj as she laughed. Garcia looked confused and so did emily "is there something i missed" emily said laughing. "spencer basically fell at y/ns knees today when he saw her in that dress" JJ said quietly. "she's being dramatic" i said as i walked away and to my desk.

The day was slow and basically just got paper work done, it felt good to take a break from elaborate cases. About a hour before everyone gets off from work you decided to talk to spencer.
"hey spencer i need to ask you something"
Derek looked up intrigued at Spencer looked up too
"yeah what's up"
"Tonight me and the team are going out well of course minus Rossi and Hotch because they are boring and I was wondering if you would come?"
"um i don't really do clubs or drinking in general"
he's not getting off this easy i thought to myself
"You don't have to drink i promise please just come"
"okay sure but if you get drunk i'm not dragging your ass out of the club" he said laughing
Spencer got up from his desk and went to the bathroom. Derek looked up at you with a confused look on his face and said
"in my many years of being here i've had to bribe and bribe pretty boy to go out and all you have to do is ask, is there something i need to know".
"nope i guess I just asked nicely"
He looked non convinced on your "just asking nicely" crap. I mean i wasn't even convincing myself

I get home and immediately run to my closet to pick out a outfit, i've been waiting to go out with the team just cases get in the way. I look through my closet but i needed to know what vibe this club is like. So i called penny, i flip through my contacts as i hit the dial button and she picks up suprisingly fast.
"heyyy girl"
"what's up chickie"
"okay so i need to know the vibe of the club like is it a mini skirt or like a dress"
"definitely mini skirt it gives me blacks and navy type vibes"
"okay i'm trusting you girl" i said as i hung up

okay black we can work with that, i look through my skirt as i find a shiny black mini skirt that's perfect. Now for shirts oh crap what can i wear with that, I flip threw my shirt drawer as i find a long sleeve crop top that matches the shirt. I do have a shopping problem so of course i have to flip through a million shoes to see which ones fits the vibe, this outfit feels like all black would be the best option. So i go through my black heels and find a pair of knee high velvet boots that half a 3 inch heel. I go into my bathroom and start doing my makeup, the all black outfit allows me to do a colorful makeup if i wanted to but i'm going to go neutral. I start with foundation then add contour, bronzer, blush, and a shit ton of highlight but not to much that it's cakey. I go and make a tiny bit of eyeliner to let my eyes pop and compliment it with mascara. I look at the clock "shit i only have 30 more minutes" i mumble when i see it's 8:30. I start curling my hair in 3 different sections, doing big loose curls. Next thing i know I hear JJ knock on my door right as i finish my hair. I run to the door as i grab my purse and all the essentials. "JJ you look fabulous" i say as I see her wearing a navy mini dress that sits perfectly on her curves. "i should be saying that about you girl you look HOT" she says as we walk out the door into Penny's car. Emily was already there, "damn girl you look good" emily says as her face lights up. I already knew Garcia was going to hype me up "GIRL YOU LOOK GOD DAMN GORGEOUS GET IN THIS CAR RIGHT NOW" she says loudly and probably making my apartment neighbors mad. It was a crazy drive to the club, Penny was blasting music and we were all screaming the lyrics

"everybody looking for a dance floor to run on
if you wanna run away with me, i know a galaxy and i can take you for a ride
i had a premonition that we fell in a rhythm
where the music don't stop for life"

We arrive to the club and Derek and Spencer carpooled as well. We all meet up at the front entrance, "damn y'all look good" derek said flirting. "shut up flirt" i said rolling my eyes as Morgan comes up to me and picks me up bridal style. "Morgan what the fuck are you doing" I say while laughing hysterically. I could feel spencer's jealousy and when i could see him, I could see it too.

We get up to the bar area and Penelope orders us 2 round of shots on her and we all drunk them. They burned but i instantly felt amazing like not a care in the world. We all sat at the bar talking about work, love, sex, anything and everything. As i said this was like family and we didn't hide anything from each other. Well maybe some things should be kept a secret, after 15 min Morgan orders another round on him. The team could start telling me and JJ were buzzed as we are light weights, "can i get another round please" i say. The team take another shot and I start to feel the buzz coming through. "YALL LETS DANCE" Garcia says as we all run to the dance floor. Me and Garcia dance to "We found love by Rihanna". Then Yeah by Usher came on and the whole floor got a new vibe, me and JJ started sexy dancing with each other and laughing hysterically as Derek comes up to us with a random girl "when's it my turn y/n" he says yelling over the music. "look the other way mister" i say also yelling. I started resuming dancing with JJ as i glanced over at Spencer still sitting at the bar staring at me. "hey JJ i'm going to go see if i can convince reid to dance"
i say as i walked over to him. "Hey pretty boy" i say which is usually Dereks nickname he calls Reid but i was almost drunk and wasn't caring. "come dance with me".
" oh no first you drag me to a place i can't have fun at and then now you want me to dance".
"hey you can have fun with me right?"
"your drunk y/n"
"not yet but about to be" i say ordering another shot, shooting it down my throat.
"come on pretty boy dance with me, what are you nervous"
That got into his head cause he picked my hand up
and dragged me onto the dance floor and pulled me in close sending butterfly's right to my core. We danced energetically and mouthed the lyrics and decided to make him nervous. I held his face and pulled it down to mine so our noses were touching and i mouthed the lyrics to the song and pulled him away. He pulled me straight back in and gazed into my eyes as he sent butterfly's again to my stomach and then pulled away. This dominance was something I wasn't used to seeing in Reid but I wasn't complaining. I walked over to JJ and emily still dancing and danced for what seemed like hours and then finished the night off with another shot

or what i thought was the end of the night

I woke up in a bed that had silky brown sheets, they we're definitely not mine or another girl from the BAU.

Am i in a strangers room!?

Authors note: i'm going to try to serve you guys good next chapter!! hope y'all enjoyed