pretty boys pretty girl/ a criminal minds fan fic

hes all talk

am i in a strangers room??

The words circled through my brain as i smelled the sweet smell of syrup and pancakes. I frantically checked under the sheets "okay panties are on that's good, but this shirt looks familiar" i said mumbling. I walk out of the room to see Spencer flipping pancakes, thank god it's just him and not a random tinder date.
"Well good morning n/n"
"how did i end up here"
I say as I sit on the barstool, this was seriously messing with my brain. Spencer just chuckled then said "we're you that trashed". I rolled my eyes and then he finally answered me "you were passed out from the alcohol on one of the clubs chairs so i picked you up and just took you here". Thank god you didn't sleep with reid but would it be that bad? I mean I kinda wanna remember wait no shut up you can't fall for pretty boy. Spencer served up the pancakes and I ate it very slowly, "damnit" i said as i spilled syrup all over his tee shirt. He laughed at me "just keep the shirt and wash it please that's disgusting". It was almost like he was enjoying watching you be hungover, his laugh echoing in the back of my mind. "SHIT WORK" i say as I run to the bedroom and see clothes of mine on the bed. "um spence how did those get here"? "oh i found your keys in your purse and decided to go pick out work clothes, I just picked out a random outfit". At that moment i didn't even care if the outfit was good enough all i cared about was how thoughtful he was. It was the bare minimum but most men don't do that or should i say boys. He picked out black striped pants that were paper bag and tied at the waist with a white rubbed sweater that tightly wrapped around my curves. I changed into the outfit as I brushed my hair with my mini brush that was in my purse, "you should braid your hair" spencer says waking into the bathroom.
"what?"
" you should braid your hair, it will match your outfit"
"o-okay but i don't have any hair ties"
"i had long hair before y/n i have plenty hair ties" he said chuckling as he pulled the drawer open and gave you two".
I started running my fingers threw my hair, overlapping my hair and braiding it. I decided to do 2 dutch braids going on either side of my face, fitting my frame.
"hey Spencer did you grab any makeup from my apartment" i asked loudly so he could hear me.
"no and I didn't plan on it" he said with a smirk
"well why not you know i wear it everyday" i said annoyed.
" because your beautiful n/n with and without makeup"
the words sent shivers down your spine, literal chills.
"fine i'll just borrow jjs she always brings some"
all of a sudden he grabs my chin up with his hand and points it upwards to his face forcing eye contact.
"i don't think that's a good idea" he says with a smirk.
so. fucking. hot.
"or what you'll punish me" i said playing along, this was the most i've ever seen spencer flirt in the month  i've been here.
"you wish that" he said letting go of my jaw, i kinda wanted to see what would happen but then again it's not worth my time.
Spencer is all talk.

I walked into the BAU confidently with spencer and before i could even set my purse down on my desk Penelope ran up to me. "girl where did you go last night"?! I didn't want the team to think anything happened but then again the bathroom was definitely something. "i called a uber" i said as i glanced over at spencer. "No you didn't" Morgan said. "How would you know that" I said as my heart skipped a beat. "cuz you were passed out in that chair the last time i saw you, there was no way you were waking up till the next morning". Shit here comes everyone asking me what actually happened, Garcia grabbed my hand and led me into her workspace.

"okay enough with the lies i know when your lying what happened last night"??
"fine but i don't really wanna tell anyone else so just keep this to yourself"
"promise now just spit it out"
"spencer apparently saw me passed out and picked me up and let me stay at his place but I promise you NOTHING happened"
"hmm nothing happened"
"yes penny i promise"
"okay also I like you with no makeup it's cute"
"not my idea but yeah"

I walked into the coffee stand and started pouring myself a cup after the conversation with Garcia. "you do like coffee don't you" Spencer says creeping up behind me, "guilty pleasure and you didn't make me any this morning" i said laughing. Spencer chuckled as he poured himself a cup, "what's your hidden addiction" i said. "hm?" he said surprised, "you heard me" i said pushing at the question. He sighed and looked me in the eye, "Chinese food". I laughed but i wasn't surprised, he gave off that vibe even though the man couldn't hold chopsticks for shit. "i'll make you a deal" i said intriguing him, " on our lunch break you will come with me to my favorite coffee shop, then i'll buy you Chinese food for dinner". I kinda just wanted to spend more time with him, " deal" he said as he walked away. I then noticed the whole team was watching me and Spencer talking, were we making it that obvious there's a spark between us?

1 pm rolled around verrryyyy slowly, I was so anxious to have coffee with Spencer. I didn't know why but I just was, once lunch break started Spencer tapped me on the shoulder. "Ready to go" he asked as Morgan looked up from his phone. "yeah lemme just gather my stuff up" I said as he walked over to the exit of the BAU. "Where are y'all going" he said with a smirk, "just getting coffee". It didn't sound convincing because why would you get coffee at that time of day? He just looked at me weirdly then went back to stuffing his face with his salad. I walked over to where Spencer was standing waiting and we walked out together. "ill drive" he said not giving me a choice, "this will be fun" I said sarcastically. "Hey I'm a good driver and If I wasn't I wouldn't be driving cause do you know there's 6 million car crashes each year and hal-" He said catching himself rambling half sentence. "Im sorry I don't mean to ramble like that I- I just get caught up in statistics and-", "Spence I like your rambles there fun to listen to" I said cutting him off. I could see he was flustered, all though the team love Reid they often are annoyed by his rants, but I think they're quite cute.

We walked up to the local coffee shop that honestly is way underrated and we made our way to the cashier. It wasn't too busy considering the time it was, I walked up to the cashier, "Hi! Can I please get a iced vanilla latte and A hot coffee with extra sugar and cream" I said. Spencer looked very confused I knew his coffee order, As I start looking through my purse for my wallet Spencer Instantly takes out his card and gives it to the cashier. "no Spence I can pay", "nope im paying final discussion" he said with a smirk as the cashier gave him his card back. We found a table to sit at while waiting for our coffee, "how did you know my coffee order" he asked. "Spencer I've seen you pour your coffee you out a shit ton of sugar, its kinda hard to not notice your coffee order". He leaned in closer as he said "you sure that's the reason or that you pay a lot of a attention to me" he said. As I tried to respond the barista called "ORDER 482" I remained eye contact with him as I sat up from my seat, still flustered from what he said. I walked over to our coffees and thanked the barista as I noticed Spencer staring at my ass, but I wasn't about to let him know I knew he was. I sat the coffees down as I started sipping mine as I sat down, "I feel like I know so much about you and still at the same time feel like I don't Doctor" I said seeing If the nickname would surprise him which did. "what do you wanna know n/n", "lets go over basics pretty boy, what's your favorite animal". " I don't think I have one they're all so unique but I guess horses" he said which was very cute. "now you y/n what is your favorite animal"
"definitely butterflies there all so pretty"
He chuckled as i drank my whole coffee already, I felt as if i was going to burst from drinking that much caffeine that fast. Spencer and I talked for a while, small talk but I found out a lot about him. He really likes the beach, he loves sunrises, and if he didn't have this job would live in Hawaii.

Me and Spencer arrive back at the BAU and i went straight to my paper work. I was really behind but i've learned it doesn't matter how hard you work to get work done there's always more. Emily looked at me with a smirk and I knew the team was on to us, wait what are they on to nothings happening between us!! We're just being friendly

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authors note: im really exited to make more chapters!! hopefully i can make a new one by the end of the week but we will have to see <3