Umbridge: Mr Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?
Harry: Yes.
Umbridge: What?
Harry: Well, I mean, I'm running four for four.
Umbridge: Mr Potter-
Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.
Umbridge: Mr Potter-
Harry: And Lockheart tried to wipe my memory.
Umbridge: Mr Potter-
Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn't mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.
Umbridge: MR POTTER-
Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped death eater in disguise.
Umbridge: POTTER!
Harry: So yeah, I figure it's 100% you'll attack me in June, 50/50 you'll try and kill me, with a 25% chance of an unforgivable curse.
Harry: *Turns to Hermione*
Harry: Did I get the math right?
Hermione: Yes.
