Episode 6

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*August was now helping the village men fix up the gazebo, while Karina worked on the homes, and Velos was switching back and forth between helping to clean up and observing the knight helmet.*

August: "How much longer of this labor? *dramatically sighs in bi*"

Velos: "You're not even close to finishing..."

August: "Well, YOU need to stop investigating, that helmet then and help me!"

Velos: "Look, Princess, just do your job. Nothing like getting down and dirty..."

August: "*shivers* The embarrassment..."

Karina: "Come on! Just do your jobs and we can get out of this game quicker!"

August: "*sighs monotone* Yes, Ma'am..."

Velos: "Depressed much?"

August: "Yeah! I haven't finished ranting yet! You interrupted me!"

Karina: "Well, maybe if you WORK faster, you can RANT more!"

August: "Oh HUSH-"

Velos: "She's right, you know?"

August: "No one asked, spineless ape."

Velos: "How harsh, Princess."

August: "You- ARGHH...!"

Karina: "*sighs* Why did I force you to play this game?"

*Karina was almost finished with her part of the town while August and Velos went back and forth. The townspeople were just walking by like it was none of their business since they are NPCs lol*

Velos: "At least I'm doing something PRODUCTIVE!"

August: "Looking at a HELMET is PRODUCTIVE?!"

*Karina then raised her voice.*

Karina: "Just shut up and FINISH THIS!"

*August and Velos fell silent, insert here cricket sounds.*

August+Velos: "Jesus, she's scary..."

Karina: "Now hurry up and do your parts!"

August+Velos: *now scared* "Sir, yes, Ma'am!"

*Insert earrape Carry On My Wayward Son by Kanzas*

Fifteen Minutes Later...

Old Woman: "Thank you for rebuilding our town! We are forever in your debt!"

*The Old Woman gives them six loaves of bread and two-hundred coins.*

Karina: "*whispering* Even though I had to force them to do so..."

August: "foooooooood!"

Velos: "Oh, no you don't, fattie! You already ate our whole supply."

August: "Come on! Me hungry! Me head hurts!"

Velos: "Too bad, SUFFER..."

August: "*Big Boi Tears* HOW RUDE..."

Karina: "We finished the town, now what?"

Velos: "There's a store around here somewhere, right?"

August: "I mean, it's a village."

Velos: "Not all villages have stores."

August: "I'm not a videogame nerd like you two!"

Velos: "Apparently you don't know your Call Of Duty."

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