Bonnie and Marcy (Adventure Time FanFic)

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*Bonnie's POV*

         "Oh, isn't this fun?!" Silver asked eagerly while biting her crumpet. Ever since she came in here, our tea party was outlandishly, um... sophisticated.

        Well, the table had been completely long. It was filled with splinters before, but now, it was neatly polished mahogany with a long white blanket which covered it. She used her magic by conjuring up more tea cups and tea pots. Man, every time you finish the tea, it fills the empty cup right after! When we were totally stuffed from the tea, she threatened to kill us if we didn't enjoy it. The tea was totally scrumptious, but uh, we were full.

        The table was totally quiet. Everything seems awkward after Silver asks a question. I swirled my hair with my finger, Marcy played with the tea using the spoon, and Silver avidly and annoyingly claps whenever we drink her tea.

        We drink her tea A LOT!

        Marcy finally broke the silence. "So, uh, cat," she said. "Do you have anything instead of tea, like a soda? Super Porp perhaps?"

        Silver's eye twitched. "If you wouldn't stop complaining about my tea, then so help me I will blast you to pieces you little brat!"

        Marceline glared. "Bring it on, Silver-Face - "

        "No!" I screamed at Marcy. "What Marceline means to say was, uh, your tea was totally cool."

        Silver annoying clapped her hands again, but then, her face stiffened gravely. She stared daggers at me, her cold, hazel brown eyes pierced through my soul. I suddenly felt uncomfortable as I shifted in my seat. Marcy yawned and swirled her tea with the spoon. I drank my tea until it refilled itself again so to make things less awkward.

        "So," I almost jumped when Silver had finally spoken a word. "How's the royal family, Bubblegum? Is Queen Cotton Candy okay?"

        My eyes widened. "B-b-but... How did you know?" I stammered. I found myself quivering in fear.

        Silver grinned sinisterly again. She showed me her sharp and hair-raising teeth. "Of course I know, Bonnibel," she said. "I'm the Cheshire Cat! I know everything!"

        "Whoa! Bonnie!" Marceline enthusiastically said. "You have a family?"

        Silver looked at her. "Yup!" She said. "Her family is made out of candy! They're gypsies looking for a kingdom to rule after the horrible Mushroom War! Bonnibel is the youngest of the family!"

        "Silver! Shut up!" I said through gritted teeth.

        "Bonnie! Why didn't you tell me?! Your family sounds cool, man!" I said. "They're like, royal and stuff! Man, you guys should be rich!"

        The only reason why I didn't tell anyone about my family is that I never even liked them. It was better to keep them hidden than to be revealed. Being with them is living Tartarus.

        I'm never coming back.