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Tastes like a weasly

This is a completely wrong fandom, but I didn't want to make a whole bother book for a little au I thought of. This is Harry Potter btw.

Au: Gordon Ramsey is the potions teacher.
Hermoines pov

In the muggle world a person named Gordon Ramsey is famous. And this person just so happens to be our potion teacher. Harry and Ron were messing around with some utensils he brought us. Today we were making a potion even I couldn't pronounce. I would prefer snape. But since the unfortunate event that he....er, passed away, This guy came and took his place. I looked at Ron who was tapping on my shoulder "mione. Mione. Mione. Mione." He said, tapping my shoulder repeatedly. "What?" I snapped. "I messed up." Ron pointed to his cauldron, which was doing an unnatural bubbling. "What did you do?" I asked. "It told us to pick a leaf, and I forgot so I grabbed a flower instead!"

"Why would you do suck a stupid thing!" I hissed.
Professor Ramsey came and inspected his cauldron. "YOU DRAUGHT OF LIVING DEATH COULDN'T KILL A FRUIT FLY!" He yelled.  Ron blinked. "What?" He asked.
Professor Ramsey walked away in a huff. Harry looked at me cluelessly. "What just happened?"
"Ronald happened!"
Harry went back to his potion. This wasn't going well. Professor Ramsey went and helped Draco, who had a semi-perfect potion.

"YOU HAVE MORE SNAKE SCALES IN YOUR POTION IS MIGHT AS WELL BE A BASILISK"
Came from that side of the room.

He walked over to our table again. I could see Ron gulp. Harry was pouring his ginger in his cauldron. "Fuck" he mumbled when he added to much. "Harry!" I hissed, and hit him on the arm.
He chuckled. "Sorry mione."

Professor Ramsey sat down in his judges chair. He acquired it himself. He called out table up to put or cauldrons in front of him.
I placed my cauldron in front of him. He used a wooden spoon that he used for everything to taste it. "Wonderful hermoine. It's brilliant."
He tasted Ron's next. "THIS SAD EXCUSE FOR WIMBOLIKCUMULIUM!"
"Oh that's what it's called." Ron mumbled.
Harry put his cauldron in front of professor Ramsey.

Professor Ramsey took a sip and his face contorted with disgust.
"YOU PUT SO MUCH GINGER IN THAT POTION IT TASTES LIKE A WEASLY!"

Ginny and Ron's faces became red with embarrassment. Draco snickered.

It was all fun and games until someone asked how he knew what a weasly tasted like.