Sam- kicking ass and kissing sam (fluff)

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"So I have this friend

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"So I have this friend..he's kinda into y-" Sam says and I sigh, leaning back in my seat

"No Samuel" I cut him of, glaring at him making him but his hands up in defence

"Sorry for bringing it up" he says and I roll my eyes, chugging down my beer

"We've gotta go" my brother says, walking into the room and throwing me and Sam a new outfit each

"They're not onto us are they?" Sam asks and I stand, grabbing my outfit and pushing past Bucky to get to the bathroom

"Calm it down will ya" he says and I flip him of, closing the bathroom door and changing into my new outfit

"Why do I have to wear the sparkly one?" Sam bugs Bucky and I smirk

"Because I don't wanna get shot?" Bucky says

"How is wearing sparkles gonna get you shot?" Sam asks back

"Sparkles attract light, you wanna try to camouflage as much as possible Wilson" Bucky groans

"...then why do I HAVE THE SPARKLY ONE"

After getting changed I walk out to the window and peak through it, seeing a whole group of people loading their guns and walking inside the building making me groan

"What's wrong?" Bucky asks, coming up next to me and seeing what I'm seeing "damn their already closing in, WILSON WE GOTTA GO.....NOW" buck yells out and I slap him for being so loud

"Don't have to yell in my ear" I say and he rolls his eyes

"Like you can talk, all you ever did was yell" he says back

"Because you never listened"

"Not my fault your boring" he says and I kick the window out of the frame, watching as it falls on one of the guys heads, knocking him out

They instantly start shooting at us and we both duck

"SAMUEL WILSON GET YOUR ASS HERE NO-" I was cut of when Sam walked in the room, loading a gun in a rainbow sparkly suit making me try to hold on my laugh

"Let's kill some bitches" he says, full on jumping out the window

Me and Bucky watch in terror as Sam nearly hits the ground right as his wings kick in and knock two girls out

I roll my eyes and begin to head for the front door of the apartment, Bucky following suit

"Let me go first" he says and I shake my head no "Don't be a pain in the ass"

"Says you" I scoff

"I've always protected you from stuff so why not now?" He asks and I sigh,shooting a guy in the arm

"Cause I'm not your dumb little sister from Brooklyn anymore Buck, I'm me, a very highly trained ass kicker" I smirk, jumping down a flight of stairs and kicking a chick in the face who is quick to get back up

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