taking you home - kakanaru

s4 chapter 6

Itachi nods giving this blonde his answer. Although it should be obvious by looking at his raven hair and the fact that he had the same facial features as sasuke except the more feminine eyes and his stress lines.

Naruto nodded back then immediately coming up with another question.

"So do you know obito uchiha?"

Itachi thought about it for a moment. He had heard the name before but never has he came across this boy? He wasn't sure.

"I've heard his name but no i do not"

"Oh"

Naruto bowed his head, he couldnt think of any more questions to ask from this genius of a man. He took a glance at the young silver head who was leaning his head against the edge of the couch. Getting bread crumbs on hidans shoulder.

"Hey! Watch it kid, nasty ass"

He hissed at kakashi who only lazily rolled his eyes. Deidara took a quick glance at the clock which was slightly past midnight.

"Y'all know that pain is coming soon?"

Everyone's eyes are now stuck at the clock and before they all know it the door down stairs opens.

"If we don't move he can't see us"

Hidan whispered getting slapped by deidara who whispered back.

"fucking idiot, the light is on."

Everyone was holding their breaths and sitting still. Naruto and kakashi had no idea what was happening but played along. Slight thumps were heard as pain and konan made their way up sighing when they saw the boys sitting there looking all scared.

"Sometimes I really think about going back to my village and living there, I really do. Because it seems like the dumb shit never ends. And tobi isn't even with you"

Pain calmly started and deidara jumped on hidan hanging from his neck.

"It...it was itachi! Mhmm!"

He yells and then looks up to hidan who was looking down at him. He nervously laughed as he glanced at the man who looks like emo ed sheeran.

"Y-yeah! Exactly as deidara said."

Itachi sighed getting on his feet ready to get some sleep knowing that pain wouldn't believe deidaras lies. As hidan looks down at deidara the blonde shoves his hand into hidans face rather flustered.

"Don't go uchiha brat! Like you would get away with this!mhm!"

Itachi sighed and went to his room not caring to listen still believing that pain didn't think anything of him. Now that pain has to deal with a group of dipshits + itachi, there was two children in the house for some damn reason.

"Deidara, hidan put the kids some where I'm going for a shower."

Deidara took off his hand seeing the silver head blush slightly.

"I hope you remember that you have A mouth on your hand."

Hidan smirked and in a flash deidaras leg was on his face. Kakashi backed away and went to the same room itachi went feeling that it would be the safest place in the house.

"Itachi"

The hatake whispers as he opens the door, it making few sounds. Without an answer he steps closer to itachi closing the door behind him. It was dark and cold in the room of the uchiha and the tailless beast. He was on his toes, for no exact reason.

Kakashi rested his hand on Itachis shoulder finding out that the man was asleep. He saw the space between the wall and itachi so he decided to crawl in there for a comfortable sleep.

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"DONT KISS ME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN, YOU RELIGIOUS FUCK! THIS HAND IS ...Is like my kid"

The blonde sobbed as he stopped kicking the poor man now taking a look at the other blonde.

"I guess your sleeping spot is in my and that jackbitchasses room. I have no idea where the hell the other one went but, I guess he'll be fine"

Naruto nodded slightly afraid of the man. Hidan was heading down stairs since his and kakuzus took was there.

"How about a good night kiss, deidara chan💓"

Hidan teased before taking a step down really wanting to get hit by this and he did. Deidara kicked him down the stairs as he opened the door to his room.

"Here we go and yo- fucking hell with that fuck he's sleeping on my bed!"

Deidara screamed standing by his bed motioning naruto to take tobis. He sighed throwing his hand in the air.

"Look at this fuck."

He looks back at naruto holding back a laugh. Naruto did laugh though, accidentally waking up the older uchiha in the house.

"Morning deidara-senpai"

His voice that really got on deidaras nerves was back. Madly dridara pushed the man down and laying next to him.

"Say nothing and sleep"

Tobi would have said something but didn't bother doing so, he was tired. And in three am the whole house had gone quiet.