Why I Loved!?? || PJM

17

~ City Civil Court (Fake)~

"Let the proceedings begin" The judge says.

"Your honor, the marriage of Jimin and Y/n has hit a road block. So let me question her" Taehyung acting as a fake lawyer walks towards you.

"Y/n~"
He calls you in a melodious voice.

"Yes?" You ask.

"When did you realise that you could no longer live with this scoundrel?"

"The very next day of the marriage"

"Don't tell me!" Taehyung gasps dramatically, "So why did you tolerate him all these years?"

"It's so disgusting, your honor. However bad a government is, we have to tolerate it for sometime!" You say and everyone in the court obviously the paid actors among which Ara is also seated, laughed.

"So Jimin, what problem did you've with her?" Taehyung now walking towards Jimin.

Jimin acting as pathetic as possible,
"Your honor, what does a man look for in his wife?" He pauses and continues.

"He wants her to cook like his mother and love him in bed like a girlfriend. But her case was just the opposite, sir! In the kitchen, she loved me like my girlfriend and said 'Darling, I'm not in the mood to cook today. Why don't we order the food from outside?' And in the bed, she used to scream at me like my mom, 'Go to sleep, it's very late. You got to leave for work in the morning'. What sort of a marriage is this, sir?"

Taehyung let out a chuckle at his short tragic story, "Amazing! Is this what happened? Y/n, say something... anything, please!"

"He used to chase other girls!" You say indirectly pointing your finger to Ara.
"In the clinic, if a girl showed him her finger, he reached for her hand! And if a girl showed him her hand, he...he..."

"Nevermind, it's Okay!" Taehyung fake coughs cutting you off.

"I won't be able to say it!" You add.

"That's not the way he is, sir!" Ara yells.

"Thank you, Ara!" Jimin whispers to Ara and turns to the judge, "When a man has starved for five years, won't he go berserk in a sweetmeat shop? You tell me sir!"

"Silence! Nobody's going to talk about sweets here! I suffer from diabetes" The judge shouts.

Jimin gasps, "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that, sir!"

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"Drive slowly, lady. You want to get me killed? Watch out, will you!"
Jungkook screams pleading for his life on his own bike which Jimin's mom is driving and at it's full speed.

"Let me drive in peace, stupid" Mrs. Park stood up.

"Don't stand up, please!" (╥﹏╥)

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"Mr. Jimin, how did you feel when you got to know that your wife is having an affair with another man?" Yoongi as the another lawyer ask Jimin.

"I felt as if someone was enjoying a feast in a five-star hotel and I was footing the bill" :(

"What I mean is...when did you get to know that she was having an affair with someone else?"

"Two years ago, sir. One night, when she was sleeping with me, she murmured, 'Sweetheart, I love your moustache'. I actually liked what she said. Then I was startled! Hell ! I had no moustache!"

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"Watch it, lady! We'll go to the heavens, not the court!" Jungkook screams.

"Worry not, son! Just don't be afraid! Don't"

"You're going to kill a kid!" Jungkook cries.

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"Mrs. Park Y/n, if you're divorced, who'll the children live with?" Yoongi asks you.

"They'll live with me"

"No, your honor! The children will live with me ! They mean the life to me! Don't separate my children from me!" Jimin yells being over-dramatic.

"Have you gone crazy?" Taehyung whisper yelled at him.

"Keep the children with you! By all means!" You say gleefully and turns towards the judge, "I appeal to you to give my children to him. Please, your honor"

"No, your honor! I'm sorry, I just got selfish! Who else but a mother can take good care of the children! Let her keep the children!" Jimin pleads.

"Your honor, this is no marriage, it's a coalition government of so many political parties, it can never last" Yoongi says standing infront of the judge.

"It's like a rotten movie that's going on and going on without getting over" Taehyung joins him.

"It's like a cricket match where there's downpour after every over!" Says Yoongi.

"It's like a car without brakes, running over people...someone might get killed!" Taehyung says.

"Please stop it!"

"Please grant them a divorce"

"Please!"

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"Out of the way, everybody! She has lost the marbles! She's gonna get me killed!" Jungkook shouts, "Oh! There's the court...are you going to drive into it? Aaahhhhhhhh"

And she really drove into the court and Jungkook finally fell off at the staircase.

"Doctor, the real courtroom drama begins now! Victory to the doctor's mother! Yippee! Aah.." Jungkook yells in excitement and pain still laying down.

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"There's going to be no divorce! Who's snatching my daughter-in-law from me?" Mrs. Park enters growling.

"What're you doing here, Mom?"
Jimin asks and gets a slap from her.

"M-Mom?" You mumble.

"Shameless boy! You first get married without telling me and now you're even getting a divorce!" Mrs. Park yells at Jimin.

"Y-You are p-posing obstacles in the court proceedings" Taehyung says shivering in fear of getting slapped from her, but he still got a slap.

"Just keep your mouth shut!" She slapped him again, "I've driven several crows like you away!" *Another slap* "No divorce is taking place!"

"What's happening in my court!?" The judge complains.

"But Mom, the judge has delivered the verdict" Jimin tells her.

"A mother's verdict holds more importance than a judge's!" And her eyes fell on you, "She? What a good date, son! My daughter-in-law is so sweet!"

"Mom!" You come to her.

"The whole of world would sway to her smile" Mrs. Park hugged you and then put Jimin's and yours hands into eachother, "In this love story, there can be interval, but 'The End' must never come!"

--- To be continued ---