All in a day's work -(UNFINISHED)-

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BEEP BEEP BEEP
Shrek is startled by his alarm, sitting straight up in bed. He looks over at the clock. 7pm. Time for work. Shrek stretches his muscular arms, biceps flexing with hardly any prompt. Once he's out of bed, Shrek walks to the kitchen where he finds his fiance cooking dinner.
"Hey babe. I'm just making some slug soup before you go to work!" Barack Obama kisses Shrek on the cheek and slaps his firm, round ass.
"Thanks sugarplum. Sonic said it's gonna be super busy tonight so I'll need the energy." Sonic, Shrek's boss, has always been jealous of Shrek because he's so much more handsome and sexy than sonic ever will be, so he gives Shrek all the difficult customers.
"You know Shrek, if I get this new job you won't have to keep up with all this prostitution stuff. Hell, you wouldn't even need a job! I'd be making billions a year!" Shrek knew this of course, and he always told Obama that he'd quit, but he loved his job. It's was so rewarding, being able to provide the pleasure that all these guy's wives couldn't give them.
"Of course honey. I know how important this janitor's position is to you. I promise I'll quit if you get it my love<3" Obama smiles and kisses Shrek.
Obama finishes making the soup, and after they eat Shrek leaves to get to work. And... there was a lineup??? It stretched out along two whole streets. What were all these men doing lining up outside the business??
"Hey Sonic? I know you said it'd be busy but.. this is a whole new level... is something happening here?"
"Uh yeah you're putting on a stripper show tonight." What. The. Fuck.
"AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME SOONER?? I HAVE NOTHING PREPARED!!!"
"yeah I guess I forgot lol." of course he forgot. Sonic simply forgot to mention to his most successful employee that he was going to be the star of a stripper show up until the very last second. Right.
Shrek marches off in anger, trying to think up of some content to use in the show. This is not going to go well.