Thoughts Aloud!

Chapter 13- I'm an idiot

Before I start, my brain just wants to say &₩@?¡\;§¿,... I assume that means hi? Not entirely sure...
• <- hey I found a bullet point! • • • 'life goals'
So I've just realised that I can no longer fit my leg through the stair bannister anymore. At all. Which is a shame because not only does this mean that my legs are getting fatter but I'm now considered an idiot. Well, I'm only an idiot for getting my leg trapped in between the radiator and the wall, which is rather painful and I'm not gonna lie it hurt a lot but now I've got it stuck in the stairs too, nice job me. On the subject of idiots, my sister was giving me this long lecture about how some people are so stupid, it went on forever, well maybe I'm exaggerating slightly. Obviously, I waited till the end of this 'speech' to tell her that she had her vest on backwards. Score...awkward score, but still score (I'm actually surprised I'm not hated)

Only its not just humans, it's animals too (well geese) remember a few chapters ago when I was telling you about a lost goose...no? You've got a few seconds to flip back...1...2...3...4...TIMES UP!!!! Anyway, as I was saying, I saw that goose again in the lake near my house all by himself (well to be honest no swans are going to be there after the hob-nob incident) but he looked quite happy there so he's just fine!

Coming back to humans, the other day me and my friends were walking past the canal and one friend (who will remain nameless for the time being) decided it was a genius idea to hiss at a swan...why??? The swan hissed back, I ran away screaming, the other friend was laughing and that was that. Pretty much.
My life kind of evolves ( evolves...e...what I thought it was i???) watching my friends wind up swans by accident...just brilliant! I just have the best luck with swans.

Ahhhh, what was that word? I'm sure I remember a word that I said that apparently I made up however, that was coming from a girl who made up a whole load of French words to use in a test. That backfired. Quite badly. I'm not gonna lie.

I suppose I'm an idiot, why, here are some reasons:
• I just found out that your nose is attached to your mouth
• I started writing in french in Spanish, easy mistake
• I can't spell probably <- apart from then, but that doesn't count!
• I can't say the words: permeable and innovative
• I left a sweet wrapper in my tights, then went to school and remembered in Geography, whoops
•I always think of really good comebacks AFTER the argument, they're good in my head.
• My main life goal is to climb over my garden gate from my garden and then come in through the front door, I don't know why, I just do. Problem is my sister will probably find out, lock the door and I'll be stuck out side looking like a complete retard
- I've replaced all these dashes with my new bullet points •- sassy huh
• I'm really excited about these bullet points
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I should see a psychologist, what ever that is. I hope I've got the right one.