Airports are one of the only places in the world where you absolutely cannot mess around, for me, a teenage girl with a lot of energy trapped inside at 4 in the morning, which is very unusual, its quite hard. And, if you travel *most of the time you'll probably agree that theres always that weird awkward vibe in the airport, you know, being far too close to absolute strangers both having no clue where to go or what to do.
what I don't understand, is why you dress so strangely to go on a plane. like some people will literally wear the stranges combinations of clothes (i am guilty for this) and i just wanna ask them, 'Wold you really wear this i real life?' and theyd be like 'lol no!' Exactly.
* Right okay, so i had to put most of the time because i originally wrote oftenly, which IS a word isnt it? Apparently not. So all this time at school when ive put oftenly no one has corrected me?! What The Hell is wrong with the world, first plane poles and now this. To be completely honest I'd quite like to know If Im still alive in 20 years time
On the subject of plane poles, i swear i saw one when we too off, which would be totally absolutely positively 100% necessary and appropriate because thats what they're for...airports, duh.
You know, being trapped in a steel tube for 10 AND A HALF hours isn't all that bad, its not all that fun though, im not gonna lie to you. Especially when one baby is just screaming and screaming constantly (why would you even take a 4 month old baby on a 10 hour journey anyway.) Its a lot like the baby's wailing is on a repetitive loop for hours and hours, no end. Seriously, its getting kind of annoying now, after 8 hours. But, the one thing i dont want, is to be touched right now...no, just no. Any other day of the year except now when im virtually sweating out of my skin. Not to mention that we have the most obnoxious cabin crew to top that, brilliant, just brilliant. I sound like such a downer right now . I bet you wish you were stuck next to me on a plane for 10 AND A HALF hours...I bet you secretly do, secretly. Hell no. My wrist looks out of shape, it looks like a bone is sticking out in the wrong place, thats just what you wanted to here wasn't it. You are welcome my friend.
*See the truth is, I wrote this chapter ages ago I just never got round to publishing it- hopeless trust me I know but I was too busy messing my life up to think about it. I apologise. I also apologise for the frequent cringey exclamation marks and capital letters to hide my sarcasm but whatever.... Moving on
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Thoughts Aloud!
RandomReally, that's all I could come up with?! A little cheesy if I do say so myself but maybe I'm not the best at coming up with creative titles and all that but hey, I promise you my mind is the most creative you're gonna get so enjoy it while it lasts...
