Thoughts Aloud!

Chapter 6- P.E

Pointless
Effort
I mean, who actually likes P.E because i bet if you ask the majority of pupils in my school its likely their going to say no to that question. In my opinion, you shouldn't have to do P.E unless you're going to try for the olympics, mainly because some of us would prefer to live instead.

This is all apart from the boys, who i think should be forced to sign a contract stating that they will play fairly, let the referee make all the decisions (because after all, he is the referee) and most of all:
They Must Accept The Outcome Of The Game- which means if they loose, they loose! TOO BAD MATE GET OVER YOURSELF

Winter is the worst! If you don't have your tracksuit bottoms and a fleece your practically screwed because, lets be real, the teachers cant care less about you catching hypothermia, they're to busy wrapped up, head to toe, in fleeces, jumpers, coats, body warmers, gloves, scarves, hats, earmuffs-You name it! In P.E teachers minds, running around is all you need to get warm. I tell you, if they get me running i'll be having a heart attack as well! I don't do running, i never have and i never will, because I'm always last and whats's the point in starting if you cant finish?! I think, the teachers should demonstrate the running to us, not just sit there on their backside shouting "PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT" while they chat away holidays and stuff, oh yes, I've heard them!!!!

I like swimming, the diving and the jumping in, even if it's last lesson so the pool is probably full to the brim of kiddy wee and your scared to put your feet down incase someone has spread a nasty foot infection all over the pool floor. Ewwww....Foot Infections....YUCK! Once i attempted to breath under water- it didn't work- don't try it...EVER. But apart from that i quite enjoy swimming only i hate (actually i think everyone does) getting changed!
Getting changed into your swimming costume isn't that bad except for the people who just wear millions of layers to school because it's so bloody cold out there! (I would be one of those people.) But the worst is, after swimming because getting your uniform on again is close to impossible:
After you get out the pool, everything and anything sticks to you,
You try to dry yourself, while pressing the towel up against you so it doesn't fall down- doesn't work,
Your bra strap decides to be awkward and get twisted and stuck,
You find that, for some unknown reason, nothing gets past your elbow,
You put your jumper on and your shirt sleeves underneath twist,
Dry your foot, step in puddle,
Dry your foot again, step in puddle,
The sock sticks to you,
Eventually you get the sock on and it's inside out,
Process starts again.
Its the almost the same with tights:
Dry foot, step in puddle etc.....,
Spend half the time figuring out which way to put them on,
They get stuck on your thighs,
The tights twist like a maypole ribbon around your legs,
Your thinking: "Why are they stuck on my thighs, i just don't get it",
*Can't pull them up anymore*
*Start to have a little cry*
Finally you manage to pull them up....,
but it looks as if you pooped your pants
This is where my mums famous invention of wearing pants over tights comes in- they keep the tights up so it's all comfy AND WARM!!! My mother is a GENIUS!
Throw everything else on and run to the bus, hoping no one can see you.
And this is all in about 3-5 minutes as well! Yep, i know right, stressful!!!!